Based and body pillow pilled.

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Guys help me

There's a bunch of actual fucking retards at work

Literal fucking potatoes

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck

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I'm hiding in the break room rn

Why

Inb4 Field trip

Why take them to an actual job?

I just pulled something out of my shoulder
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If any of you watched Skyfall, y'know the scene where James Bond is digging into himself with a knife and he pulls out a deformed bullet

I just did that

I pulled out what looks like a fucking apple pip out of my shoulder

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What the fucking ass was that doing there?

@Duke of Txtspeak sounds like a cis you just pulled out

Get the alcohol

a cis?

cist?

and I got the alcohol right here

Fuckin chuggin

My mistake cyst

There's nothing semi-solid about that thing

It was as hard as a rock

WHen I got it out I tried to cut it in half with Scissors

No dice

Cyst

hmmm

Wait

Lemme try @goobergopher

How big was it @Duke of Txtspeak

Cause usually cysts are pretty big

Just a little smaller than an apple pip