Absolutely halal

*Also noice*

I smell toast

You stroking out

Im either having a stroke or my brother is awake

Haha

It's almost 5 AM

so it's most likely my brother

Can confirm it was my brother

Go to sleep squiddles

No u

I tried going back to 40K recently

apparently Guard went from weak to amazinggood

Too bad it turns out thats only when your 'guard' army is cheap infantry filler for Marines and Marineier Marines. Too bad Chimeras are dead. Too bad Veterans are dead. Too bad Leman Russ are dead.

@Blood Rose It's why I build dedicated armies that self sustain themselves

My only personal army is an AdMech army that's small but self sustaining. They can out Tau the Tau in some cases with just ranged ability, but the other army I've built with a friend was a Blood Angels army. They never really directly planned on playing with it (she had more fun painting than anything which is understandable), but I made sure to help her build it up to the point where it would sustain itself in a game

You see I did the same, with my Guard army, only to be shafted with the edition change.
You sound like you have some cool stuff though, care to share?

Guard is reasonably strong, with vehicles having been all around buffed, and templates being nerfed

@Blood Rose the ufck you on about

Leman RUss are amazing

you just ain't playing em right clearly

guard are born to die so thats fine

Vets aren't that great sadly unless you load em with melta bombs and stick em in a chimera

then use grenadiers and delete any vehicles close by

I run a 2k armoured company list that deletes most other 2k lists bar my mates dreadspam and the tau armyt

>Russ are great
>2 dice pick the highest, thats your number of shots, then roll to hit, usually halving the number, then roll to wound
>Average 1.3 wounds from a small howitzer

Thats why you run cadia strats

and they're hitting on 3s

that was twos before they nerfed the sabre platform strat

it can still be 2s with a salamander but thats not worth the points

Catachans get a buff to random shit weapons too

Before it was a 5" pieplate that still had a chance to hit something even if it missed atrociously

yeah

Before it averaged 4 dead MEQ's, usually getting to 5 or 6

but everyones had that nerf

I've been playing guard since 4th lmao

I'm not having any problems this edition

Sorry if I sound salty, but I remember my old metal box with a gun

So do I ^)

I run fluffy krieg artillery lists and still win

its about correct use of strategems etc