Message from @Reichtangle

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2019-02-08 00:27:30 UTC  

she committed sudoku

2019-02-08 00:27:44 UTC  

Lets be real here, the British rarely sank German ships

2019-02-08 00:28:19 UTC  

All the famous British "victories" over the Kriegsmarine were the result of the Germans scuttling their vessel.

2019-02-08 00:28:45 UTC  

Even Jutland was a shitshow for Britain

2019-02-08 00:29:02 UTC  

How they managed to be a naval empire for so long fucking bamboozles me

2019-02-08 00:29:13 UTC  

Because Germany ignored them

2019-02-08 00:29:19 UTC  

And America didn't fight them

2019-02-08 00:29:39 UTC  

IIRC France actually overtook them in the Pre-WWI period

2019-02-08 00:29:39 UTC  

And Japan was too far away

2019-02-08 00:29:43 UTC  

Italy was bottled up

2019-02-08 00:29:54 UTC  

Oh god when the Brits fought the Japanese in WWII

2019-02-08 00:30:05 UTC  

Jesus christ the Japs fucked the Brits so badly

2019-02-08 00:30:15 UTC  

whoops we’re both set up for battleship stuff oh god oh fuck they’re better at it than us

2019-02-08 00:30:45 UTC  

The RM fucking dunking all over the RN in the Med even with a command structure that didn't want to lose anything

2019-02-08 00:31:13 UTC  

Because the RM had magnificent ships with trained crews

2019-02-08 00:31:17 UTC  

Any time the RN fought anybody that wasn't a third world nation they got their asses raped.

2019-02-08 00:31:34 UTC  

Even the French Navy put up a better show than the RN

2019-02-08 00:31:55 UTC  

>gets captured in port
>gets scuttled by the allies

2019-02-08 00:32:03 UTC  

“Better show”

2019-02-08 00:32:10 UTC  

*that's the joke*

2019-02-08 00:32:46 UTC  

Ahh

2019-02-08 00:32:54 UTC  

Also, lets talk about the retarded French copy of the retarded British H-class submarine

2019-02-08 00:34:12 UTC  

Which is what

2019-02-08 00:34:53 UTC  

Wait it's not the H-class

2019-02-08 00:35:01 UTC  

Fuck which one had the giant spinal gun

2019-02-08 00:35:39 UTC  

Yeah the Germans were set up for a kind of "Fleet In Being" with a focus on Capital Ships, Escorts, and Submarines.
America was a mass focus on Escort Fleets and Naval Air Superiority.
The Brits focused on Capital Ships/Dreadnoughts and only Capital Ships and they didn't know what the fuck they were doing.
The Japs were focused on Battleships and Destroyers ***and actually knew what they were doing***
The Italians focused on almost solely Battleships and actually knew how to build damn good ones for the period.
And the Russians kinda had to focus on Destroyers and Light Cruisers due to their retarded geographical setup

2019-02-08 00:35:39 UTC  

Oh surcouf

2019-02-08 00:37:07 UTC  

Japan basically went “right we like the British idea let’s make it more Japanese”

2019-02-08 00:37:44 UTC  

As the nips were wont to do

2019-02-08 00:38:07 UTC  

They also added so many god damn torpedoes

2019-02-08 00:38:20 UTC  

They literally spammed torpedoes

2019-02-08 00:38:29 UTC  

Mimicking the Germans but then taking it even a step farther

2019-02-08 00:38:31 UTC  

“Hey we like the Mauser let’s make it more Japanese”

>most durable bolt action ever

2019-02-08 00:38:50 UTC  

“Hey we like torpedoes”
>Kitakami

2019-02-08 00:38:59 UTC  

Their dd guns were pretty lit

2019-02-08 00:39:00 UTC  

IIRC there's stories where USN ships would be torp by Type 93's over the horizon and thought they had blundered in to a minefield

2019-02-08 00:39:01 UTC  

You know what is sad

2019-02-08 00:39:01 UTC  

The Germans put Torps on almost everything.
The Japs did the same thing, and then added more

2019-02-08 00:39:18 UTC  

But better torpedoes

2019-02-08 00:39:24 UTC  

The big ass French sub that was basically a destroyer/cruiser type deal but, underwater

2019-02-08 00:39:26 UTC  

Depends on the purpose