Is it a super heavy? An assault tank? A gun motor carriage? A tank destroyer? A *howitzer motor carriage*?

Scharnhorst was a battle cruiser with too much armor, a battleship with too little gun, a cruiser that's too god damn big.

Can’t deny she worked well enough though

Just didn’t fit conventional roles

Oh absolutely, they were fantastic vessels

Daily reminder the bismark was a ghost ship

But even the Germans were like "yeah we don't know how to classify this"

It bullshitted it's way out of trouble by calling itself a cruiser

Daily reminder that the British never penetrated her belt or deck.

Turtle back stronk

Her citadel was completely untouched.

Peter whats-his-face that did Avatar does a shitload of deep-sea exploration

And he examined the wreck of Bismarck

All the fatal damage was done from blasts originating within the hull

F

*sink me bitch I dare you*

she committed sudoku

Lets be real here, the British rarely sank German ships

All the famous British "victories" over the Kriegsmarine were the result of the Germans scuttling their vessel.

Even Jutland was a shitshow for Britain

How they managed to be a naval empire for so long fucking bamboozles me

Because Germany ignored them

And America didn't fight them

IIRC France actually overtook them in the Pre-WWI period

And Japan was too far away

Italy was bottled up

Oh god when the Brits fought the Japanese in WWII

Jesus christ the Japs fucked the Brits so badly

whoops we’re both set up for battleship stuff oh god oh fuck they’re better at it than us

The RM fucking dunking all over the RN in the Med even with a command structure that didn't want to lose anything

Because the RM had magnificent ships with trained crews

Any time the RN fought anybody that wasn't a third world nation they got their asses raped.

Even the French Navy put up a better show than the RN

>gets captured in port
>gets scuttled by the allies

“Better show”

*that's the joke*

Ahh

Also, lets talk about the retarded French copy of the retarded British H-class submarine

Which is what

Wait it's not the H-class

Fuck which one had the giant spinal gun