>be me
>asleep
>hear a knock in the door in the middle of the night
>WhatInSamHell.wav
>Walk to the door quietly and look through the peep hole
>5 upstanding gentlemen of color on my porch, all wearing masks and armed
>Cowabunga.mp4
>quickly run to the defensive position I've set up in front of the door
>Sand bags and a Pak. 40
>Throw on the stahlhelm I keep in the position
>I've been waiting for this
>upstanding gentleman of color kicks down my door
>"Du hast das falsche Haus ausgesucht Täuschen!"
>rip the trigger on the field gun
>the shell rips through all 5 men, plastering them all over my porch
>it also rips through the next few blocks
>police arrive and begin to question me
>can't hear them due to ruptured eardrums
>just smile and nod
>they have to call in a cleanup crew
>mfw
