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We took it fair and secure
*runs*
Square*
Mexiniggers got btfo and we shouldn’t have stopped at the north
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Shame we lost 1812, too. We woulda got Canada
Zachery Taylor should have made Cortes's capture of Tenochtitlan look like a fucking birthday party
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Also we didn't lose in 1812 because we yeeted Britain's Indian allies
We just couldn't get the land they directly controlled
Yea
Imagine if we DID win, tho
Would have been based
>that annoying blob of southern Canada is now ours
>Alaska is connected to the rest of the US
Based
Imagine if we went full meme mode and took South America, too
It wouldn’t have actually happened but
Only problem with that would be all the spics
Yea
If we did that though
B A S E D
Would’ve been an annoying task
But imagine the entire Western Hemisphere being American
Truly based
and with the mexisharts we could have just forced them down to panama by bayonet point
Yes
Speaking of Panama, instead of giving Panama control of the Panama Canal, Jimmy Carter should have just nuked Panama instead
Yes
And kept control of the canal
that is retarded for so many reasons
>nuking panama
Should’ve shat all over panama with normal bombs
Also honestly given that one guy with a bunch of mercenaries he hired managed to conquer Nicaragua and make himself president without help from the US and was only overthrown because the British backed a rebellion against him, conquering Latin America would have been easy.
That way, it’s not irradiated to hell and back
Literally one of the biggest chads of all time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Walker_(filibuster)
Shame the government didn't support him
oh and remember the time a company that sold a delicious phallic yellow fruit that we all like overthrew a central american gov't with mercenaries
Yes
Also true