Sanitarium let me be

@Psychedelic Corpse Fucker I can't park my car in Islam, though.

Yeah lemme just go down to my local guillotine

Parking is **Haram**

@felldie1496 What am I even taking about, you end up killing me after all, you tell me.

@Whats gay anymore LOL

@felldie1496 Make sure that blade is razor sharp, though, it's not as clean a kill as you think.

Shit doesn't work like the movies.

I can make a Guillotine with waifu stickers for ya

@felldie1496 Wouldn't recommend that. You would probably have a few agonizing moments before your brain realised you were dead.

Just get a buddy with a big axe to do it

Gases work fine.

Least painful way to die has got to be a rifle round between the eyes. You die so fast you can't even twitch.

@Whats gay anymore "Come on, man, just swing! Don't bitch out halfway through, if it takes you a second try you'll need to fight me for it."

@SH3LLSH0CK Nope. Transorbital. Front-to-back shots have a worryingly high survival rate if you're trying to guarantee death.

Well in fact, Japanese people who committed seppuku had a buddy to help them with things.

I'd pay a crackshot to off me unexpectedly as I go about my daily routine.

@felldie1496 That's what a real bro does.

Yeah I wouldn't trust between the eyes I've heard too many survival stories

damn this convo is a bit morbid lol

@frugalcasper We're having fun *MOM*

Well it is about death

I've heard that if you suicide in a pool at body temperature cutting your wrists you don't feel anything.

i would probably just get someone like that kavorkian dude

Citation needed on that one

@Five, Seven, and Two My sources have informed me that impacting the area from between the eyes to the start of the nose is the ideal way to ensure someone exits the mortal coil without making inconvenient movements, in shall we say a high-stakes, potentially explosive scenario

I don't know it's wrong but I *feel* it's wrong @felldie1496

But i'm too young to die for now. When i'm 60 or 65 i'll buy a plane and crash it against a mountain or something.

Imagine how the people in Nagasaki died, they got turned into permanent shadows on the ground.

Rip sky king

If I even get to that age

If we are talking suicide, helium is probably the way to go. The problem is if someone finds you before you're finished.

Regarding getting shot between the eyes, I would say it depends on the bullet, and if the bullet goes through your head or not.

Though that's not my area of expertise.

You know, some days ago a woman in Colombia suicided, and took her son with her in a 100m fall

@Psychedelic Corpse Fucker I fail to see how a shot between the eyes would miss the target's head,

Idc about that, but i'm really afraid of heights.

@felldie1496 yea, heard about that. fucked

That's why we need to legalize 2year old abortions, might've saved the mother

Of course the based way to go out is refusing to accept killing millions to save billions and have @felldie1496 poof you out of existence

@SH3LLSH0CK I didn't say it would....... I'm talking about if your death would be instantaneous and pain free.