@Five, Seven, and Two Can we all agree that Islam is garage?

What I am terrified of is becoming a prisoner in my own body or losing my mind to dementia or Alzheimer's.

I used to be insanely scared of death, 8-15years old. Then one day I woke up and the fear was gone, I accept it'll happen and what I do with my limited time is all that matters.

@Five, Seven, and Two I'm also not afraid of death. In fact, i'm too curious about it.

I'll walk off into Death Valley without water if I get that diagnosis.

@Five, Seven, and Two Unless transhumanism becomes a thing.

If you want to die without pain, use a guillotine.

Sometimes i wish for death

Don't really like the idea of drowning or burning to death. Or laying in a hospital bed dying of old age, so weak I'm choking to death on my own saliva and being horrifically mistreated by fat psychopath nurses.

The signal of pain doesn't even get to your brain, therefore you don't feel pain.

Sanitarium let me be

@Psychedelic Corpse Fucker I can't park my car in Islam, though.

Yeah lemme just go down to my local guillotine

Parking is **Haram**

@felldie1496 What am I even taking about, you end up killing me after all, you tell me.

@Whats gay anymore LOL

@felldie1496 Make sure that blade is razor sharp, though, it's not as clean a kill as you think.

Shit doesn't work like the movies.

I can make a Guillotine with waifu stickers for ya

@felldie1496 Wouldn't recommend that. You would probably have a few agonizing moments before your brain realised you were dead.

Just get a buddy with a big axe to do it

Gases work fine.

Least painful way to die has got to be a rifle round between the eyes. You die so fast you can't even twitch.

@Whats gay anymore "Come on, man, just swing! Don't bitch out halfway through, if it takes you a second try you'll need to fight me for it."

@SH3LLSH0CK Nope. Transorbital. Front-to-back shots have a worryingly high survival rate if you're trying to guarantee death.

Well in fact, Japanese people who committed seppuku had a buddy to help them with things.

I'd pay a crackshot to off me unexpectedly as I go about my daily routine.

@felldie1496 That's what a real bro does.

Yeah I wouldn't trust between the eyes I've heard too many survival stories

damn this convo is a bit morbid lol

@frugalcasper We're having fun *MOM*

Well it is about death

I've heard that if you suicide in a pool at body temperature cutting your wrists you don't feel anything.

i would probably just get someone like that kavorkian dude

Citation needed on that one

@Five, Seven, and Two My sources have informed me that impacting the area from between the eyes to the start of the nose is the ideal way to ensure someone exits the mortal coil without making inconvenient movements, in shall we say a high-stakes, potentially explosive scenario

I don't know it's wrong but I *feel* it's wrong @felldie1496

But i'm too young to die for now. When i'm 60 or 65 i'll buy a plane and crash it against a mountain or something.

Imagine how the people in Nagasaki died, they got turned into permanent shadows on the ground.

Rip sky king

If I even get to that age