i have an iq in excess of 150

facebook verified

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yea right.

go pay for one and watch it be like 78

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@Head Scribe Drayanor Present your gifts before the Emperor.

178 / 3

don't wan to intimidate too hard

@JDB Facebook is for pyschos

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I only have zuccbook to stay in contact with old friends

you mean fakebook?

facebook is for giants who can look over the filth that u manlets cant

Soybook

facebook is for simps and thots

filthy manlet

Spybook

i have in excess of 50 friends

Does my work please you @Rhunespire ?

I left FB 8 months ago, feeling better about it!

@JDB do you post pics of your food?

And tell everyone that you are in a bad mood to get sympathy?

no, i have been fasting for 5 year

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The scary things is that, when you leave FB, it's like everybody forgets about you

how is that scary?

that's fuckin amazing

@ddocteur that's the best part

Then they weren't your friends

@ddocteur yup and it's great, so I'm happy to be stuck here with you assholes 😂

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haha yeah that's all true

@shango who u calling an asshole manlet?

@JDB All of us

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