in an open marriage

"I have four kids....only REAL men swipe right!"

Yeah, and actually fuckable daughters in their mid 20’s

Whaddup whaddup?? No hookups

I'll like your dog more than you too

Is there a stat on the percentage of women that have sex with their dog?

I don't know, and I don't want to know

At least horse girls are uncommon

That’s always a good one
How about, I have two kids if you can’t stand coming in 3rd swipe left

@Sigma Damn..

I... I don't think anyone wants to know.

I have my suspicions

Suspicions about what?

@LOGICWINS idk but when my buddy told me there’s a lot of Great Dane porn out there I don’t look at Great Dane owner ladies the same

None of that is any of my business anyways

@Sigma Every women I've known that was a dog owner would openly talk about sex

With their dogs? Nah

@DeezNutzYourChin LMAO

Wut?

@DeezNutzYourChin No sex in general.

And they have those bulging AOC eyes

The crazy eyes? Until mgtow I bought I was the only one that saw that

You guys know how certain things that people do can really show you things about them? Some examples, I guess there's a link between women dog owners and sex, but also the things that someone laughs at tells you a lot about someone

I wonder what other things there are regarding personality quirks and whatnot

Yes. You don't need a lot of data to deduce how a person is on the inside

Don’t judge me on what I laugh at please. I have a sick sense of humor

I think I have crazy eyes, but I am sort of crazy

if she says "you have big feet" run

ur not cray sigma

My sense of humor is also sick and dark sometimes

Are these women with male dogs in your estimation or does it matter?

I don't want people to know how sick my humor can be because I don't know what conclusions they're going to come to about me...This is like a defense mechanism to keep me/my reputation safe

I laughed in the theater when Justin Timberlakes mom died in the movie "In Time". My friends were like "WTF are you laughing?!" and then they started laughing lol

I go to the dog park a lot lol

@Sigma when u get ur own place, take a week off and mindmap ur thoughts

conenct them

and realise how fucked ur thoughts r

then change them

then smile

omfg, that would make me laugh a little bit too...At work recent'y someone made a joke about eating unhealthy foods and trying to give someone a heart attack by taking them out to dinner...I laughed too hard at that for my liking

@DeezNutzYourChin Mostly male dogs. They talk about them like the dog is her boyfriend