I have an 8yo because of “birth control”

But, I think that's the point.

They lie cheat and steal

@Xychotic #metoo

Man, that sucks. She was on the IUD.

Monk is the ultimate birth control

I had a friend who's chick was on the depo shot, she got pregnant.

imma just cut my dick off and call it a day

I'm like, "Dude, 99.9% effective doesn't mean fuck her to the .1%!"

Evening gents

Good evening, good sir.

Tbh if you can’t control yourself from having self with women then yeh you should cut your dick off

@Xychotic ITS MAM

*sex

Did I walk into a convo about castration?

It gets better

Keep the balls though

I didn’t even finish in her

The hormone of the gods comes from their

nah we all transgender athletes now

@Sir Mordred yes you did

I had a buddy catch 1 digging a used rubber out of the garbage 🗑

@thadeal4real WTF

Just wtf

That's why you add habanero sauce.

No lies

Keep a bottle of spiced spermicide.

Fun fact, the wild honey badger instinctually “goes for the balls” when it is fighting other animals, such as entire prides of lions by itself

Did you get him a chemical shower later?

Alway flush it and pee after if your gonna play Russian rulette

@VenomousHawk86 wolves eat your ass first

So do vultures.

It's the softest area of skin, along with eyes, lips, and ears.

Vultures will shove their head up your ass to get the good stuff before they eat your ass

im a transgender athlete that looks and fucks like a man 😂

Oh, like a lawyer?

Vulture shot and piss also has antiseptic properties

*shit

Nope, it's vulture shot now.

Clearly a brand of shotgun pellet.

How about a non gender homo sapien?