Message from @thadeal4real
Discord ID: 547569745613029397
This is all past tense.
do all bitches have nose rings these days
Right?!
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ffs, it's not attractive at all.
I have an 8yo because of ābirth controlā
But, I think that's the point.
They lie cheat and steal
Man, that sucks. She was on the IUD.
Monk is the ultimate birth control
I had a friend who's chick was on the depo shot, she got pregnant.
imma just cut my dick off and call it a day
I'm like, "Dude, 99.9% effective doesn't mean fuck her to the .1%!"
Evening gents
Good evening, good sir.
Tbh if you canāt control yourself from having self with women then yeh you should cut your dick off
*sex
Did I walk into a convo about castration?
Keep the balls though
I didnāt even finish in her
The hormone of the gods comes from their
nah we all transgender athletes now
@Sir Mordred yes you did
I had a buddy catch 1 digging a used rubber out of the garbage š
@thadeal4real WTF
Just wtf
That's why you add habanero sauce.
No lies
Keep a bottle of spiced spermicide.
Fun fact, the wild honey badger instinctually āgoes for the ballsā when it is fighting other animals, such as entire prides of lions by itself
Did you get him a chemical shower later?
Alway flush it and pee after if your gonna play Russian rulette
@VenomousHawk86 wolves eat your ass first
So do vultures.
It's the softest area of skin, along with eyes, lips, and ears.
Vultures will shove their head up your ass to get the good stuff before they eat your ass
im a transgender athlete that looks and fucks like a man š
Oh, like a lawyer?