Serendipitous

*guess I'll just build a city in cities skylines*

Throw some big boy words at me, c'mon

shotamilfism

I would but I'm retarded and can't use a vocabulary higher than a 9th graders.

@hel Antidisestablishmentarianism

O

I feel smart

reading it

Flabbergasting

oh for fucks sake my citizens are demanding more residential housing

I kid you not.

There's a word

Pusillanimous

That’s a good word.

Basically, a coward

Not quite as strong as coward, more timid and hesitant.

A Gentleman's Guide to calling someone a pussy

Exactly!

You are quite a pusillanimous boy.

You ever used anything like that IRL?

these fuckin people living my my city smh

I banned smoking

and these people are saying "Who are you to say what I can and can't do?"

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I don't know maybe because you live in my fucking city

@hel And your pulchritudinous tripe is the apotheosis of spineless whinging.

ah i see. you have no powers

you need powers to post

Wonderful!

You'd write a great pompous character

@batshadow Are you playing ~~God~~ Sim City?

cities skylines

Well, a rebellious population is a heretical population. *Purge them.*

Liberals have invaded your city. @batshadow

Yes. Purge them.

don't worry, they pay higher taxes

***there's a reason why I rarely see people complain on the smoking ban***

👌🏻

@hel Spend a lot of time writing. Used to spend more, but nearly every writing forum on the Internet has devolved into an insufferable cesspool of snowflakes pretending the shit they write is deep, provoking, and above reproach.

I'd love to make an entirely hedonistic city and see what happens.