Message from @Not in the fbi

Discord ID: 547866631309623299


2019-02-20 19:40:16 UTC  

hel is having a **sexual emergency**

2019-02-20 19:40:53 UTC  

O yeh, I think I just helped red pill one of my mates yesterday

2019-02-20 19:41:14 UTC  

Now I’m envisioning a 20-something Syrian guy sprinting out in front of a group of women stumbling out of a bar and scattering a box of Legos on the ground in front of them.
*heavy breathing intensifies*

2019-02-20 19:41:57 UTC  

"Lego stepping is my fetish"

2019-02-20 19:42:20 UTC  

“P-please step on the Legos. This is an *emergency*” *fidget fidget*

2019-02-20 19:42:52 UTC  

*English officer appears* oi do as he says

2019-02-20 19:42:55 UTC  

<:papafranku:532077431696392202>

2019-02-20 19:43:23 UTC  

i think my fetish is hot nig nigs i just have not found any yet

2019-02-20 19:43:33 UTC  

... Do legos count as an assault weapon in Britain?

2019-02-20 19:43:40 UTC  

Probs do

2019-02-20 19:44:10 UTC  

My fetish might be quiet black women but they're so rare I can't be sure

2019-02-20 19:44:14 UTC  

No, legos are a symbolic hate crime against the structurally impaired in Britain.

2019-02-20 19:44:17 UTC  

@Five, Seven, and Two it can be built into a blunt weapon and or sharpened

2019-02-20 19:44:50 UTC  
2019-02-20 19:44:55 UTC  

Lol did @ToastMcGhost just use quiet black woman in a sentence

2019-02-20 19:45:21 UTC  

You literally need a loisence and a permit in order to buy spoons in the UK

2019-02-20 19:45:21 UTC  

That's my MKUltra trigger sentence since no one will ever say it

2019-02-20 19:45:51 UTC  

you cant get metal spoons only plastic spoons in the uk

2019-02-20 19:46:01 UTC  

New work posted in shillzone. It's what I did when I was bored in class today.

2019-02-20 19:46:04 UTC  

That’s what happens when you don’t got a 2nd ammendmanr

2019-02-20 19:46:23 UTC  

banned in the uk too sharp

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471844105463529472/547866631309623296/article-1743.png

2019-02-20 19:46:25 UTC  

We have too many ammendmanrs anyway

2019-02-20 19:46:41 UTC  

Like here in Oz, just our government is too busy selling everything to China to enslave us atm

2019-02-20 19:46:48 UTC  

Could roll back to 10 and be better off for it.

2019-02-20 19:48:04 UTC  

O get this, a big Indian company is taking the greenies to a legal war so they can finally expand a single coal terminal with the promise of 14000 local jobs

2019-02-20 19:48:15 UTC  

The Australian greenies

2019-02-20 19:48:40 UTC  

@VenomousHawk86 You guys have orkz?

2019-02-20 19:48:56 UTC  

Greenies is offensive to orks

2019-02-20 19:49:04 UTC  

Orcs?

2019-02-20 19:49:15 UTC  

orcs are just **green niggers**

2019-02-20 19:49:22 UTC  

😱

2019-02-20 19:49:22 UTC  

<:lolz:480186121897377792>

2019-02-20 19:49:37 UTC  

Greenies is slang for that one environmental party

2019-02-20 19:49:41 UTC  

Not really @shadowlessnexus , orcs can actually build a functioning society

2019-02-20 19:49:52 UTC  

ill see ya in hell fam

2019-02-20 19:49:54 UTC  

XD

2019-02-20 19:49:59 UTC  

Already there buddy

2019-02-20 19:50:09 UTC  

holy shit

2019-02-20 19:50:16 UTC  

dont insult the orcs by calling them nig nigs

2019-02-20 19:50:22 UTC  

👌

2019-02-20 19:50:23 UTC  

there