Is HonorSword out of jail?

Give

Dammit

Gone

Oh nvm I read the history

*gives*

give?

I just made a fantastic seafood salad, so delicious

sounds disgusting

You're aware fish live in pee right?

Not everyone can be sophisticated and of good taste, it's ok

seafood salad = cold fish with mayo

Well yes, but actually no

seafood casserole = warm fish with mayo

You forgot the pasta

Usually there's some kind of pasta with a casserole

I don't eat pasta

No pasta for me, i hate my life

gotta diet to get to 10% body fat and pasta didnt make the cut

Tuna, salmon, clams, oysters, chopped onions, cucumber, bell pepper, banana pepper; with garlic, black pepper, paprika, cayenne, and a pinch of salt

How's everyone doin'?

Pretty good. Programming with my doll on my lap. Never been better in my entire life

Pretty great how about you

doll=fleshlight?

I don't think I'll ever get a doll, it seems weird to me, it would make me feel weird

More likely it = sexdoll

I've seen better days. @Whats gay anymore

@Dick Dastardly™ We're 2 in this boat now

I respect MGTOW's who use dolls

But i'm not at that level, yet...

Yeah, I don't care if someone has one, it's not my business

My job basically cut all my hours without telling me. Then I get a call from my manager asking why I'm not at work....becuase you cut all my fucking hours.

lmao

Sounds like the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing where you work

What the fuck do you expect.

I've generally found that if you want to cut carbs find a particularly disgusting carb. For example, since I can't eat wheat, about the only goddamn sandwich material that exists is tiny corn tortillas. Which taste like cardboard and sandpaper filtered through somebody's asshole.

@Roko That is amusingly cheesy.

man i love tiny corn tortillas

I eat about one or two of them and go "Well that was disgusting" and give up.

HOW?

THEY TASTE LIKE GARBAGE