Now hes getting antsy again

You beat an old man?

Share memes with him.

Only slightly

A few taps on the noggin

You abused the elderly.

we got an alpha over here

You're an abuser.

👌

-75% respect

Just tickle his feet when he's trying to sleep

No jail time

Or the shaving cream trick

Or cayenne in the boxers.

Im just trying to get authority and respect.

Or... hold on now.... wait for it...

You could....

Get your own place, ya bundle of sticks!

@Xychotic definitely no horse radish up the ass, he'll definitely feel that 😆

Yeah thats on the agenda

But thats months off

Gotta deal with this foo now

@Revel how often is your interactions with him?

Oh geez. You're going to cry about dealing with a few months of putting up with an old geezer that won't change and is likely a few years away from his death?

Everyday

You're a grown ass man. Carry a squirt bottle.

Every time he starts some shit, squirt him and firmly say. "No! Bad!"

Everyday i see him lay on the sofa and watch tv all day, while i take care of shit

Rofl, I couldn't even put up with my uncle after I found his coke stash after living with the guy for almost a year.

No wonder why he was so damn happy but paranoid

if it's just comments ignore it. he's not making chores all that much harder I assume

Hes always commenting

And yeah i ignore it

Squirt bottle.

Bad uncle, bad

Works on cats, dogs, and pieces of shit.

No, no, not uncle.

Wish i coukd just smack the shit out of him

If he's not going to comport himself as a dignified elder, he'll be treated like a useless drek.

keep the pimp hand under the cloak until you actually need it

Mm