Don't fuck your mom. Or your uncle.

For crying out loud.

My uncle is basically a worthless POS that cant even set up a doctors appointment without help

pornhub is lying to you

Yet he likes to think he has authority

He has authority over the couch

Lel, it's literally a phone call away

So, your mom's brother moved in and now he's trying to be a douche?

That's his domain

I beat him one time already to set him in his place and served jail time

Now hes getting antsy again

You beat an old man?

Share memes with him.

Only slightly

A few taps on the noggin

You abused the elderly.

we got an alpha over here

You're an abuser.

👌

-75% respect

Just tickle his feet when he's trying to sleep

No jail time

Or the shaving cream trick

Or cayenne in the boxers.

Im just trying to get authority and respect.

Or... hold on now.... wait for it...

You could....

Get your own place, ya bundle of sticks!

@Xychotic definitely no horse radish up the ass, he'll definitely feel that 😆

Yeah thats on the agenda

But thats months off

Gotta deal with this foo now

@Revel how often is your interactions with him?

Oh geez. You're going to cry about dealing with a few months of putting up with an old geezer that won't change and is likely a few years away from his death?

Everyday

You're a grown ass man. Carry a squirt bottle.

Every time he starts some shit, squirt him and firmly say. "No! Bad!"

Everyday i see him lay on the sofa and watch tv all day, while i take care of shit

Rofl, I couldn't even put up with my uncle after I found his coke stash after living with the guy for almost a year.

No wonder why he was so damn happy but paranoid

if it's just comments ignore it. he's not making chores all that much harder I assume