One day, when mommy and daddy were still together, daddy's peepee got hard and mommy wanted him to put it in her pussy. They did that for a while until he squirted baby batter in her. And for nine months, no one thought to fix the mistake. And then you were born.

Well honestly I can see much of my mom's personality in me since I spent so much time around her.

Yeah, that explains why you're a little bitch.

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I've literally asked my mother why she didn't swallow me. That's how much I've honesty hated living sometimes.

I've told my mother that aborting me would probably have been the best strategic decision in her life.

@Xychotic my mom ain't no bitch actually, despite what you might think

your momma can get pregnant if she swallows

She disagreed, saying that she probably would have been dead at 35 if not for the responsibility of having me and my brother.

W-what <_>

@JDB That was a freak accident in a very particular situation.

I have also concluded that I can indeed handle ribeye, but only well done and from lower quality cattle.

@Xychotic I tend to stick to lighter meats. Mainly turkey or certain forms of fish.

Some of y'all need Jesus or something lol holy fuck, some hardcore self hate up in here

I already have Jesus

@Dick Dastardly™ Self hate is the best humbling device.

It's also healthy to laugh at yourself.

I dont hate myself. I'm hard on what I love, and i love myself so

That's one hell of an equivocation

@Psychedelic Corpse Fucker Self-hatred is a dishonest way of dealing with how you handle externality.

@Dick Dastardly™ if you cant be harder on yourself then other people how do you stand when other people do something to you?

Not necessarily. Identifying your shortcomings and insecurities, and laughing about them isn't a bad thing. @Five, Seven, and Two

Self hatred is not the same as holding yourself to a standard of excellence

@Psychedelic Corpse Fucker That isn’t self-hatred.

Don’t equivocate two separate things to obscure the definition of one, then defend the equivocation.

@Five, Seven, and Two my nigga👌

Self depreciating humor, is what I meant.

That’s a hard leap from self-hatred, brother, and an even longer one from what you’d previously said.

It's kind of like a trickle truth version of argumentation lol

*Shrug* I'm fucked in the head. Sue me.

Modus ponens.

I dont think you quite have a context for the reality behind why you'd be that way in the first place @Five, Seven, and Two

@Psychedelic Corpse Fucker Nah, man, I ain’t keen on letting you shrug it off that easy. Did you really ask your own mother why she didn’t swallow you because you hate life that much?

@Kaiser Dion Napoleon Don’t ever assume you know my past, mate. We aren’t friends and you know fuck-all about me.

I'm not assuming, it just sounds like you might not

More to the point, now that you're alive, why are you removing agency from yourself and assigning your low quality of life to an externality that you can't control

@Five, Seven, and Two I did.

@Kaiser Dion Napoleon Because I’m not *currently trapped in a cycle of self-hatred and disagree it’s similar to self-deprecation or the ability to laugh at myself?

Yeah there's a big gap between self hated and humorous takes on our own foibles

@Psychedelic Corpse Fucker Do you blame her for being alive?

O.o Why did this conversation get so hostile?