Message from @ziyauren

Discord ID: 554909535777718282


2019-03-12 06:07:04 UTC  

I heard this from an old fart a few years ago

2019-03-12 06:07:17 UTC  

Nothing in life worth having comes easy

2019-03-12 06:07:23 UTC  

wasn't my fault shadow

2019-03-12 06:07:31 UTC  

At 26 yrs old that was the 1st time hearing that

2019-03-12 06:07:43 UTC  

Wish i learned that in my teens

2019-03-12 06:08:11 UTC  

the fuckin deer didn't die n front of his car cuz i told it to....

2019-03-12 06:08:19 UTC  

Lot's of things I wish I'd learned when younger

2019-03-12 06:08:21 UTC  

Lol

2019-03-12 06:08:38 UTC  

not my fault i didn't have my pants on when i shot it....

2019-03-12 06:09:05 UTC  

Don't go hunting without pants that's like rule one

2019-03-12 06:09:06 UTC  

@ziyauren As a stand alone line that is just hilarious

2019-03-12 06:09:39 UTC  

Either go birthday suit or fully dressed. None of this inbetween bullshit

2019-03-12 06:10:02 UTC  

Thank you all for the convo, talk with you all later

2019-03-12 06:10:02 UTC  

i saw the deer when i was gettin ready to take a shit.. my pants were down... the fuckin mailman jus happened to b there

2019-03-12 06:10:08 UTC  

Lot of animals out there who wouldn't mind a snake breakfast

2019-03-12 06:10:21 UTC  

gnit boc

2019-03-12 06:10:45 UTC  

Can I get a boomer to English translation please

2019-03-12 06:10:53 UTC  

Lol

2019-03-12 06:10:59 UTC  

he said: im a nekkid madman

2019-03-12 06:11:34 UTC  

actually the mailman did say somthin along those lines but much more crudely

2019-03-12 06:12:23 UTC  

bein an old man out n the woods does have its humorous moments....

2019-03-12 06:12:56 UTC  

Im sure it does

2019-03-12 06:12:57 UTC  

Gotta be careful next mailman might say something that turns it into the beginning of a gay porno

2019-03-12 06:13:41 UTC  

na... he was runnin away when he said it... prolly worried about the shotgun

2019-03-12 06:14:18 UTC  

he got his car stuck n bout shit his pants when i hung the deer on the mailbox to gut it....

2019-03-12 06:14:23 UTC  

Deer hunting with a shotgun?

2019-03-12 06:14:27 UTC  

Is that normal

2019-03-12 06:15:00 UTC  

i wasn't huntin.... i have game trails across my ddriveway n a shotgun by the door

2019-03-12 06:15:07 UTC  

That's fair

2019-03-12 06:15:27 UTC  

What a kickass life you lead

2019-03-12 06:16:04 UTC  

i was jus droppin my drawers to take a shit when i saw the deer out the big front window

2019-03-12 06:16:08 UTC  

huMAN is pretty cool. Been watching him through out the day today

2019-03-12 06:16:36 UTC  

Has your son hunted some game

2019-03-12 06:17:00 UTC  

Is he a bobby hill or hank hill

2019-03-12 06:17:05 UTC  

the dogs r eatin well nnow cuz he shot a bear a few days ago...

2019-03-12 06:17:19 UTC  

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2019-03-12 06:17:33 UTC  

Hes more man than me!

2019-03-12 06:17:37 UTC  

bear taste like shit but dogs love m

2019-03-12 06:17:48 UTC  

hes ten

2019-03-12 06:18:12 UTC  

Point still stands lol

2019-03-12 06:18:22 UTC  

Never hunted anything