Message from @ebowden

Discord ID: 405036802915827730


2018-01-22 15:37:52 UTC  

So, is there an image macro of this information?

2018-01-22 15:54:39 UTC  

I didn't mean any of the insults. All good fun.

2018-01-22 15:55:09 UTC  

Except for Chalupa Merric.

2018-01-22 15:56:40 UTC  

I got a big "leave britney alone" vibe.

2018-01-22 15:59:33 UTC  

Lol yeah. You're right. :(

2018-01-22 16:08:09 UTC  

I SEE THROUGH INTERNET LIES

2018-01-22 16:10:48 UTC  

And you acted like a real housewife of Orange County.

2018-01-22 16:11:14 UTC  

I don't watch that show, and don't care.

2018-01-22 16:12:37 UTC  

housewife of Orange County = someone who knows you weren't just pretending to be retarded

2018-01-22 16:12:42 UTC  

:D

2018-01-22 16:12:49 UTC  

Love those memes though.

2018-01-22 16:13:03 UTC  

That is totally what an OC housewife would say.

2018-01-22 16:13:21 UTC  

The memes are top notch.

2018-01-22 16:13:24 UTC  

OC housewives are familiar with shitposting lore?

2018-01-22 16:13:54 UTC  

Real life shitposting if that makes sense

2018-01-22 16:14:59 UTC  

Not really.

2018-01-22 16:15:31 UTC  

This just sounds like butthurt damage control.

2018-01-22 16:30:43 UTC  

Wait, are you talking about me being butthurt? Not at all. I'm not sure where you got that from.

2018-01-22 16:31:09 UTC  

lol

2018-01-22 16:31:39 UTC  

Having a memory span longer than that of a gnat is what did it.

2018-01-22 16:32:26 UTC  

The leave Britney alone shit is hilarious. I agree with you on that.

2018-01-22 16:41:57 UTC  

I can practically smell you over the internet when you do that.

2018-01-22 16:50:11 UTC  

Thank you. I know I smell good.

2018-01-22 17:24:44 UTC  

In the same way I smell bronies.

2018-01-22 17:31:45 UTC  

So.. you're comparing me to a bronie? Lol

2018-01-22 17:32:45 UTC  

Well, the internet smell for bronies is "hasn't showered for weeks".

2018-01-22 17:33:23 UTC  

The internet smell for "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" is a jar of tears and washed-off mascara.

2018-01-22 17:33:52 UTC  

So, they're not the same.

2018-01-22 17:35:11 UTC  

I buy waterproof mascara just so you know. I'm not a white male so no need for my tears to be collected.

2018-01-22 17:36:22 UTC  

That's just what the internet smell you give off is.

2018-01-22 17:36:56 UTC  

(If someone goes full "leave britney alooooneee!".)

2018-01-22 17:38:38 UTC  

Ok. What other criticisms you have of me? I'm all ears.

2018-01-22 17:52:13 UTC  

This is a description of internet smells, not criticism.

2018-01-22 18:03:23 UTC  

Why you niggas gotta be like this?

2018-01-22 18:03:50 UTC  

If that's all you have to say, I'm not that bad.

2018-01-22 18:20:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/404894803440959488/405064249879298049/IMG_20180119_023159.jpg

2018-01-22 18:21:21 UTC  

From someone looking from the outside in, all of this is cringey as fuck

2018-01-22 18:22:41 UTC  

I'm not perfect you know! I have my moments of degeneracy!