LOOK AFTER YOUR GRANDKIDS

ugh

I hope he doesn't take my advice

Dahl is mostly generalizing here, but he's kind of right

roald dahl was a cool guy

it's wierd that some of the stuff that he wrote still has an effect on me 15+ yearsafter I read it

Look at Billy Graham. He looked good for 99 before he died. Then look at Soros. All of his evil got concentrated in his scrotum eyes

lol

I've been following all this shit for a whle

Seriously, he looked okay for 99

I keep seeing people constantly trying to push some sort of fucking blackpill on me

he looks like a fucking geezer

I'm fucking tired of blackpills

Isn't he dead?

yeah

no wait

That's why I said looked

he's not dead

He just ascended to a higher plain of excistence.

Who is that, then? Because I don't know who they are.

That's Billy Graham just before he returned to God

That is who I thought is was.

he's chillin' with my boi jesus now

Do you continue to be old when you go to heaven or can you choose to appear younger?

Bible says you will have a new body.

I don't think that being old or young would matter

wouldn't it make more sense to be put into a body that you can change at will?

It goes into some detail, but not great specifics I think.

Been a while since I read those bits.

I used to overthink this when I was younger but I'm not scared anymore. Jesus BTFO death so that we can continue to live

I'm an atheist tbh

but it just seems so worthless to me

No hate, just come to Him before it's too late

well, to be honest,

Ohhhhh nooo

not this again.

for literally the trillionith time on the internet.

I would like to go to church but I don't know which one to go too, if you know what I mean

no nigga