Message from @tl;dr

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2018-01-25 05:27:09 UTC  

You must have good health insurance

2018-01-25 05:27:33 UTC  

Nah just don't get bit

2018-01-25 05:27:39 UTC  

It's easier then you think

2018-01-25 05:27:51 UTC  

Doesn't make any less scary though

2018-01-25 05:28:49 UTC  

Your bill if you keep it up.

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2018-01-25 05:29:09 UTC  

If you work in pairs one person just pisses it off and you c sv just walk up behind it and pinch behind it's head

2018-01-25 05:29:41 UTC  

Like I said im fairly confident I wont try a rattler again

2018-01-25 05:30:26 UTC  

Just get a cute snake that wraps around you. Lol

2018-01-25 05:30:32 UTC  

Mhm

2018-01-25 05:31:29 UTC  

That was just a dick measuring comp with my cousin when we did that but fuck that's some adrenalin

2018-01-25 05:31:54 UTC  

"Hey man catch that rattler don't be a bitch"

2018-01-25 05:31:57 UTC  

He did it

2018-01-25 05:32:05 UTC  

Then I had to at that point

2018-01-25 05:32:55 UTC  

I would like a Dalmatian but I don't have the space for it nor the time to take care of like it deserves.

2018-01-25 05:33:18 UTC  

That was my childhood dream dog

2018-01-25 05:34:15 UTC  

It's my dream dog. One day though!

2018-01-25 05:34:31 UTC  

Now it's a wolf.

2018-01-25 05:35:01 UTC  

There's breeders in Texas because why not i guess

2018-01-25 05:35:43 UTC  

You need a lot of land and read up a lot on hybrids

2018-01-25 05:35:44 UTC  

Did someone say Breed?

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2018-01-25 05:36:14 UTC  

Why

2018-01-25 05:36:20 UTC  

Why would someone do that?

2018-01-25 05:36:29 UTC  

Is that a Mexican joke? 🤔🤔🤔

2018-01-25 05:36:45 UTC  

I know for a fact that this pisses off Whiskey and seatoast as well

2018-01-25 05:36:47 UTC  

Yeah I know whiskey one day

2018-01-25 05:36:54 UTC  

More or less

2018-01-25 05:37:01 UTC  

LMAO!

2018-01-25 05:37:18 UTC  

Only the tortillas trigger me

2018-01-25 05:37:19 UTC  

It was supposed to be. But he doesn't know what plantains look like, how they work, or that they're more of a cuban thing.

2018-01-25 05:37:20 UTC  

If it was a fine crafted chunky queso

2018-01-25 05:37:35 UTC  

Then someone is catching hands

2018-01-25 05:38:15 UTC  

Whiskey I'm triggered that you're not enraged by this

2018-01-25 05:38:25 UTC  

Tostitos is low tier

2018-01-25 05:38:39 UTC  

Grandma's salsa or gtfo

2018-01-25 05:38:41 UTC  

Insulted on her behalf. what a great ally you are.

2018-01-25 05:38:49 UTC  

Surely you will get your dick wet now.

2018-01-25 05:39:19 UTC  

I'm upset by the interfood race mixing. That chunky salsa has yellow fever.

2018-01-25 05:39:36 UTC  

Homemade salsa is the best

2018-01-25 05:39:48 UTC  

Hell yeah

2018-01-25 05:39:55 UTC  

Ever had any made with ghost peppers?