Message from @Chaos Marine
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legit sales has made me more racist and hateful then /pol/could ever
And I swear to fucking god, one of the best parts of my job is dealing with Americans
Fuckers are so polite
It takes a moment to process someone calling me sir
When I was night auditor there was this sweedish woman who asked me to come up and fix her toilet. I went up, the chain had detached from the handle in the tank. Real easy fix.
did you milky get made?
So I come out of the bathroom and tell her that "it was real easy it. I can tell you what I did so you can do it..." and she cuts me off and says "I'm a lawyer not a plumber, thank you."
I think I can recall maybe three or four dick users but compared to the dozens of people I deal with weak in and out, it's actually pretty relaxing
but did you get the
BSM
BSM?
big sweedish milkyssss
😉
but yea dude you gotta change jobs fuck retail for a decade that your problem right there
Nah, she was in her 50's and I didn't have time for that.
anyone sane or insane will go batty in sales for 10 year special retail
Night auditor is super busy when the guests start waking up, but no other staff arrived yet.
yea ive looked into being a night man at a hotel would seem like a dope job
Oh I left retail about two years ago
I do over the internet tech support for a pharma company
Unlock, the gym and pool, where's my breakfast? deliver the reciepts, this coffee doesn't taste good. I'm important! etc.
Been there, too.
In another month or two I should hopefully be getting another raise as well
Cool beans.
hell yea your going great man
On the plus side, in the middle of the night you have a lot of time to balance the books, etc.
just get your ass in the jymmmmmmmmmmm
My next goal is scraping enough cash to get a house so I can stop renting
Though when the occupancy is low it's super creepy.
that i know alot about are you handy at all?
If I could go back fifteen years and give myself some advice, it would be save every penny like the penultimate Jew and get that shit started as early as possible
go st8 tax lean if you are
Oh yeah.
My wife and I got super lucky because we're both financally responsible, with a very low debt load we got a mortgate when the housing market bottomed out.
ive ran rentals for most of life sooo ama
Ireland's housing situation sucks
Only downside is that our mortgage "went up" $80 a month because the property values are skyrocketing in our area.
There was the Celtic Tiger that popped suddenly and the housing market went to shit
true but that a good thing
when you sale it