Message from @Mr Strontium

Discord ID: 509527574494445568


2018-11-07 00:33:12 UTC  

My wife and I participated in an experiment where they tested extensively for genetic disorders and we have virtually no chance of genetic disorders though we're both "carriers" for one or two.

2018-11-07 00:33:24 UTC  

Well, that's a whole nother story.

2018-11-07 00:33:30 UTC  

I do appreciate the help tho.

2018-11-07 00:33:43 UTC  

Do you have any brothers or sisters that are breeders?

2018-11-07 00:34:36 UTC  

Nope, my parent's had one child. Doctor said another one would have killed mom. I got a ton of cousins in the country who are breeding their asses off tho.

2018-11-07 00:34:45 UTC  

Thogh being a "carrier" means that even under the most ideal conditions there's only a 1:1000 chance of anything happening.

2018-11-07 00:34:54 UTC  

Interesting.

2018-11-07 00:35:22 UTC  

Then mom had to have a histerectomy at the age of 35. She had ovarian cysts.

2018-11-07 00:35:42 UTC  

She wanted another kid, but my dad didn't want to risk losing her.

2018-11-07 00:36:32 UTC  

Either way, I didn't mean to center the conversation around me and my bullshit ass problems. lol

2018-11-07 00:37:36 UTC  

Do you have a boyfriend?

2018-11-07 00:37:56 UTC  

Yeah, but he lives in Australia.

2018-11-07 00:38:14 UTC  

^ are you sure he isn't in canada?

2018-11-07 00:38:24 UTC  

So no delicious dick for you then?

2018-11-07 00:38:29 UTC  

I'm not dating Trudeau

2018-11-07 00:39:21 UTC  

*if a gay guy is redpilled, do they like it in supository form?*

2018-11-07 00:39:30 UTC  

HAHAHA

2018-11-07 00:39:35 UTC  

kek

2018-11-07 00:39:49 UTC  

We're non-practicing homos. Our asses are exit only.

2018-11-07 00:40:14 UTC  

Ahh the Roman tradition, then.

2018-11-07 00:40:40 UTC  

Prolaps aint no joke.

2018-11-07 00:42:08 UTC  

This might be some weird subconscious thing with me... but every time I think about gay stuff five minutes later I can't stop thinking about big, bouncy boobies. No joke.

2018-11-07 00:42:41 UTC  

Your mind is insulating itself from the horrors of butt pirate island.

2018-11-07 00:44:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/509528599502651394/1541550732896.png

2018-11-07 00:45:29 UTC  

I'm hoping for another salt storm.

2018-11-07 00:46:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/509529159647625227/Salt_Vampire.jpg

2018-11-07 00:47:22 UTC  

Maxine Waters has really let herself go.

2018-11-07 00:47:32 UTC  

Kek

2018-11-07 00:47:44 UTC  

It's the salt vampire from Star Trek.

2018-11-07 00:48:29 UTC  

I like Star Trek. They treat their fans better than most franchises do.

2018-11-07 00:48:45 UTC  

Well, they used too anyway.

2018-11-07 00:49:08 UTC  

They shitting on folks now, too?

2018-11-07 00:49:51 UTC  

As a Fallout fan, I've had my ribs kicked in for several years now.

2018-11-07 00:55:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/509531269885984769/1541551056885.png

2018-11-07 00:55:47 UTC  

kek

2018-11-07 01:25:25 UTC  

Will there be an election stream tonight?

2018-11-07 01:25:46 UTC  

Don't know, but things are looking better than I expected so far.

2018-11-07 01:25:56 UTC  

I'm watching styx's

2018-11-07 01:26:06 UTC  
2018-11-07 01:40:42 UTC  

If I had the bandwidth I'd do a salt stream if things to well.

2018-11-07 01:50:24 UTC  

Election betting odds now gives the GOP a 44.2% chance to keep the House.