IT'S JUST HOW I TALK

^thats how you know I listened to the last episode

@SLUG2_ get Laura Southern on

I would love to

She's a Canuck

but I really don't care if you guys listen to it or not

I make it because I can

Same

You do it for the lulz, don't lie.

and by you guys I mean anyone

There's a certain calmness to listen back to your voice and editing it

I don't listen back to it though

I hate the sound of my own voice

I run it through a filter

@SLUG2_ Only ever did it for the pusi

yeah, that's how you know I'm successful, right?

All it means to me is that you like your cats too much

I do love my cats

Get Lindsay Sethman on the show or whatever just do it

Most catowners don't make a podcast for them tho

@SLUG2_ I think Laura Western would make a good guest

I've been trying to get her contact info for months

I really want her on

She's pretty dumb tbh

I also want her to have my children

Talked to her in Berkeley for a bit

AND YOU DIDN'T GIVE HER WHAT I ASKED YOU TO

really want her on what

No, you want a better mother for your children. Trust me

Lauren Southern is hot.

@SLUG2_ no, because I deleted it out of discord and didn't have the text file on my phone. I honestly felt bad.

Should I make an extended shitpost about a love triangle between Slug, Lauren Southern, and Prince Harry?

NO.

@Nikephoros put it in effortpost. Dis gon b gud!

I shouldn't have recorded hung over

fuck

You were spicy

No but make a post about slug, Joe Bernstein and prince harry

I felt like I was going to puke while recording

Pro tip: if you feel like that after drinking, just puke

Plot twist: Joe Bernstien is Lauren Southern's Jewish alter-ego