that would ride like absolute shit

art school kids are to bicycles what jews are to swastikas

hey let me buy this ass ugly rectangle with tiny wheels with neon orange paint oh and yes I'll take the extra large dildo to go

art school fag:bicycle::jews:swastika

Hopefully my next car

dude no

niggers ruined it sorry

Wha?

@FylnnGardian find a used cadillac CTS-V wagon

Those are nice to

ultimate dadmobile

I really like the c300 sport though

unless you can afford a mercedes e55 AMG wagon

Super big inside and Comfy

fast wagons are the coolest

probably just get the old mil spec g wagon for the race war

I like this one to

you know that Mr. Bond song with the line "...AMG engine makes the whole town wobble"

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it's true

yeah

I think it's in 1488, but not sure

AMG engines sound so good

yup

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I drove uh the SLK AMG once

https://s1.cdn.autoevolution.com/images/news/gallery/purple-sled-audi-rs6-avant-on-adv1-wheels-photo-gallery_7.jpg

almost died too fast

too bad we don't get the RS6 Avant

I usually don't like Mercedes but I like this one

@northern_confederate i once rode an electric motorcycle that was so fast it made my eyes stop working

damn yeah bikes are in a whole nother tier

I refuse to ride a bike

it had electrics to not lose traction or wheelie too much

Never

even "slow" ones are crazy

@FylnnGardian I lived over 5 years in SF without a car, only bikes