If you want some flavour make some sugar free iced tea or crystal light

I'm anti aspartame

Ah good point

No Crystal lite

It kills brain cells

soda should be considered a treat, not a water replacement

I gave up soda all together and I don't regret it.

It'll give ya the diabeetis (wilfird Brimley voice)

I drink soda with booze. Also may have a root beer a few times a year

>mfw people post women who fuck animals outside the oven

The coal burner?

I can't counter signal home made rootbeer

It's not homemade

I love real a&w

@FascistFather You sit kids? Damn that's one way to redpill our youth, with no talmundvision do you read them Mein Kampf before they go to bed? :^)

Just meming fam, sounds very responsible to not let them have coke or shit like that under your watch

Make some rootbeer with your kids, it fun and pretty easy.

I've been babysitting for over 2 weeks straight. My friends are in germany

FF's babysitting stories are god tier

Fascist Father's Redpilling Service

The 13 yr old is Aryan as fuck

@Lupus_Dei - NC I must formally request that you remove this offensive picture from this discussion. For it offends me greatly... DELET THIS!!!

He's the one I'm influencing

I'd be interested to hear a few tales though lad, I'd never have the patience for that sort of thing myself though

@Accipiter sorry famalam

2 years ago he was a problem child. When he got suspended I made him do grueling labor the whole time because his dad ran out of shitty tasks to do

Chopping wood is a pretty good punishment, and it yeilds results.

Lecturing him the whole time about how people on the wrong path without a diploma and maybe with a record can only do manual labor jobs for asshole...like me.

Did you use a megaphone for extra emphasis

He straightened up and is a good student now

No

did u give em da ol knife hands

He had blisters and was to continue scraping adhesive that was on a floor

Too many kids spend their childhoods under impression that this is the only time they'll really enjoy themselves before they're locked down with kids

I was a total dick. It yielded great results though

I won't take all of the credit, but I probably deserve all of it. I'm sure the parents contributed some

https://twitter.com/JMilesKHOU/status/867824487420637184

If terrorist means keying another chica's eye out in a club bathroom then maybe

lol I only babysat for one kid and they were jewish

JUST

did you cook his food in bacon fat