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Which I gather, that you will find a valid and legally binding loophole in this idea.
Easy enough, how have you been ya old bastard
My Aunt got me one of those God Forsaken Ancestry DNA kits
What do?
I'll probably pass it on to a culturally confused Serb I know
Nah here's what you do... Find a dead animal. Use it for the DNA testing
See what results you get. If it comes back with homo-sapiens or Neanderthal shit in the results, you know the whole fucking thing is for a fact bullshit
Or an aboriginal... See if they have Jewish ancestry...
or even better the Indigenous Australians who are whiter than I am but claim to be aboriginal because they're the bastard of child of their long lost great grandfather Yankie Petrol Sniffer and some noongah he screwed in World War Two
Kind of like Elizabeth Warren
Im intrigued. See you can use this to an advantage.
They get more preferential treatment then Africans
Or you use it on yourself... But that's boring.
I don't see a point. I'd rather find out about the enemy more
I had a mate of three years who went applying for the best Uni in Australia
Melbourne Uni
he was a long shot away from getting his course
DUUUDE holy shit. Now you're cooking with fire
at the end of the year he found out he was 1/16 Abo
You can get your preferential treatment this way. Fake a DNA test.
his Great Grandmother or something was an ABO
got in with well below required grades
That system also ruins criminal justice here as well
If you're at least 1/16th Abo instead of getting punish like a normal Aussie you can apply to be scolded by an elder
and get off scot free
or if you're African the police just don't arrest you because that may have negative side effects for the neighbourhood that's getting robbed
by the Africans
Did he *really* just randomly "find" out he was 1/16th abo though?
yeah
Sure he didn't fake it?
certain