My Aunt got me one of those God Forsaken Ancestry DNA kits

What do?

@Gedroth been alright @US Mev give it right back to her and tell her you're an extraterrestrial

I'll probably pass it on to a culturally confused Serb I know

Nah here's what you do... Find a dead animal. Use it for the DNA testing

See what results you get. If it comes back with homo-sapiens or Neanderthal shit in the results, you know the whole fucking thing is for a fact bullshit

Or an aboriginal... See if they have Jewish ancestry...

or even better the Indigenous Australians who are whiter than I am but claim to be aboriginal because they're the bastard of child of their long lost great grandfather Yankie Petrol Sniffer and some noongah he screwed in World War Two

Kind of like Elizabeth Warren

Im intrigued. See you can use this to an advantage.

yeah

They get more preferential treatment then Africans

Or you use it on yourself... But that's boring.

I don't see a point. I'd rather find out about the enemy more

I had a mate of three years who went applying for the best Uni in Australia

Melbourne Uni

he was a long shot away from getting his course

DUUUDE holy shit. Now you're cooking with fire

at the end of the year he found out he was 1/16 Abo

You can get your preferential treatment this way. Fake a DNA test.

his Great Grandmother or something was an ABO

got in with well below required grades

That system also ruins criminal justice here as well

If you're at least 1/16th Abo instead of getting punish like a normal Aussie you can apply to be scolded by an elder

and get off scot free

or if you're African the police just don't arrest you because that may have negative side effects for the neighbourhood that's getting robbed

by the Africans

Did he *really* just randomly "find" out he was 1/16th abo though?

yeah

Sure he didn't fake it?

certain

they had proper documentation

K, I mean genius idea if he did

LOL

wtf is wrong with this planet

and he was well to do anyways so even if he wasn't the brightest he had his life set for him

"My dog is pure breed, I got proper documentation"

my dog's a pure breed mutt

"I'm aboriginal, look at my proper documentation."

the government keeps documentation since