Message from @the duck

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2019-01-14 22:57:37 UTC  

@hel tag me in shit like this one mo gain and i'm gonna clap your cheeks, understood?

2019-01-14 22:57:47 UTC  

i'll do it again sir

2019-01-14 22:57:55 UTC  

do not tempt me

2019-01-14 22:58:09 UTC  

you cannot command me as your servant

2019-01-14 22:58:53 UTC  

i have free reign to post gifs here

2019-01-14 22:58:55 UTC  

:^)

2019-01-15 00:11:30 UTC  

Here is a fun fact I've joined a national boot camp back in 2015 and we had to fight in brawls to see who is stronger and if you don't win at least 3/5 matches you wouldn't get dinner

2019-01-15 00:11:46 UTC  

The dinner we got is basically just gruel with some meat added for the sake of protein

2019-01-15 00:11:58 UTC  

However after it became gender inclusive and woman can join the food brawls were cancelled for being unfair,they replaced the gruel with....... Soy, and am not even kidding

2019-01-15 00:12:14 UTC  

The quality and performance dropped along with the effiency.

2019-01-15 00:12:28 UTC  

And what kills me is that the same thing is going on in actuall military training facilities

2019-01-15 00:12:46 UTC  

Which am joining 4 months from now......dear god ....

2019-01-15 00:13:15 UTC  

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2019-01-15 00:13:23 UTC  

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2019-01-15 01:57:23 UTC  

Another fun fact~~

2019-01-15 01:57:42 UTC  

india apparently has more people shitting on the side walks than the entire population of my country...........

2019-01-15 01:57:47 UTC  

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2019-01-15 02:34:16 UTC  

yeah india sucks, lmao

2019-01-15 03:47:27 UTC  

@hel im with the guy, notice it was the girl escalating not him. She gets in his face he pushed her back. And she put her fists up and started fistfighting right before she got punched. Her fault not his. But she's what, 11 easy to forget Men are way bigger and stronger than you

2019-01-15 03:49:52 UTC  

I do like how she put up her dukes against a dude way bigger and stronger and just charges in. Though I'm sure what they are shouting would make what happened more clear

2019-01-15 03:55:20 UTC  

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

2019-01-15 05:07:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/534599443660406786/Screenshot_20190114-230607.png

2019-01-15 05:11:25 UTC  

Thots will never get it

2019-01-15 05:19:03 UTC  

Yeet

2019-01-15 06:47:10 UTC  

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2019-01-15 06:47:11 UTC  

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2019-01-15 06:59:12 UTC  

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2019-01-15 06:59:49 UTC  

that some gay shit when is the ban

2019-01-15 07:13:04 UTC  

Cant ban admins @Not in the fbi

2019-01-15 07:13:28 UTC  

i will become a admin of admins

2019-01-15 07:13:44 UTC  

Whatever

2019-01-15 07:13:59 UTC  

Yowi can't take a joak

2019-01-15 07:15:17 UTC  

Gayv

2019-01-15 07:15:33 UTC  

he is not a women he cant take a dick why should he take a joke

2019-01-15 07:16:08 UTC  

@ToastMcGhost cant *identify* jokes