And now, I go into coma.

@PreschoolFightClub good big bro

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@Prinz Eugen ehhhh depends on the man. either a farmer or a sailor. i dont want a family but i can still smash and dash

Well yeah, thats human nature. I saw a chick earlier today that was an 8. Briefly considered fucking her brains out, decided the juice wasnt worth the squeeze and moved on

@Happy Humble Hermit I actually liked the Farmer/Sailor analogy

That was pretty deep

see I'm so much more risk averse than you Hermit, which kinda sucks. I'd like to smash and dash like you from time to time, but I can't justify the risk of the false allegations and all that other bullshit. I've been able to buy a lottery ticket for four years now but I just have no compulsion to. Must be the same thing. @Happy Humble Hermit

@Prinz Eugen Get yourself a shipfu doll, fuck her non-existent brains out

@Prinz Eugen depends where you are and the meat market

Phil has even said he'd consider custom orders like for Shadows Ahri

Wait, what's a shipfu doll?

@Rhunespire I will once I can live by myself, I've already got one picked out.

when i saw that they started bringing up sexual partners from years past for false allegations i realized there's no real hope for any man with an extensive sexual history so i just said fuck it and kept banging away

another question: @Happy Humble Hermit how the fuck do you hide your sex doll when you live at home with your family

tho i still do my best to cover my ass

that's big dick energy right there

Get the trasnport case

everyone knows i have it and i put it under a blanket and behind a green screen

and the doll legs are in the closet

damn I have no idea what my parents would do if I dropped 3k on a sex doll but I know it wouldn't be pleasant lmao

glad your family is cool about it

@Happy Humble Hermit props to you I could never do something like that.

My family would lose their shit if I got a sex doll.

I wanna get Haley - one of her sisters anyway and Im spending close to $3500, but I'm getting everything

Just pass the transport case as a weapons case

i had to sell it to them of course. it was free and i got money from the doll house for the sponsorship. i think the only reason i got it is because i still have a gf so i think they think there's still a chance i'll be pulled to the plantation

@Rhunespire definitely using that as an excuse now. genius.

Put some Magpul stickers on it

I've never been the early adopter type for new tech, I'll wait until sex-dolls and robots get more advanced

@Happy Humble Hermit how's it been now that you've had it for awhile?

any updates

?

Rhunespire the kind of guy that buys guns just to hide his sexdoll lol

But I do own guns

I need to buy guns.

So win/win

same

the review was a couple weeks after having it, haven't been able to use it because my sister is back from college for the holidays

So, that phrasing is best phrasing.

but as soon as she's gone next week ima smash it to oblivion