ik lmao

I used to be PlayStation only, but I'm really enjoying the switch

***ok nevermind this is actually easy to figure out wtf***

__***I'm just retarded***__

👌

ay shadow wanna teach me how to parry cause I can't do this for shit

step 1: git
step 2: gud

***truly prophetic***

Parrying isn't that hard. Just keep blocking until they start to repeat attacks then hit the button just as they're about to hit you and at least in ds1 there's a lot of room for error, basically as long as they're swinging at you you'll parry the attack.

I'm tryina be that one guy that parries everything first try lmao

Good luck.

***now here I am trying that shit on the first mob repeatedly next to the bonfire***

U gun dai

__***I think I'm gonna be here a while***__

Probably. I liked Demon's Souls but not Dark Souls.

second parry

***success***

Now you have to parry the bomb throwers

***may God have mercy on my wretched soul***

Look on the bright side, have you parried the poisonous giant rats yet?

I'm literally at the beginning of the game lmao

haven't even killed the first boss yet

well I did in another playthrough

Parry him.

that's gonna be kinda hard

since he jumps fucking everywhere

I'll just throw bombs at him instead lol

*fail*

*no*

If at first you don’t succeed, die die die again

That is why I didn't like Dark Souls.

Cuz you would have to learn how to play the game properly?

nigga just parry him. i do it all the time

That and I felt like my character is an incompetent jackass between swinging the sword like a fool and not being able to balance himself on a ledge.

Lol

What bat congratulations on mod @batshadow

Just typed in sex bots on YouTube and found a new video that's about wahmen talking about sex bots

3 minutes in

And all the accreditation and bullshit

Accreditation?

Why do I even think they might talk about how bad sex bots are