So I want to actually own something

spinning robot pussy is great

had to get it shipped from America

worth it

I could afford like 6 dolls but no place to store them

get the doll case?

Yeah and my grandma comes along and open up that shit? Nah man I'm good lol

damn just checked out tfm's new video and the top comment so far is about miyamoto musashi

proud of that video

oh nice

My grandma already found my waifu pillows

get a bike lock

get the doll case + a padlock

and lock it

Even though I hid then at the bottom of my clothes stack, lol

lol

your pillows were sticky?

She went all the way to the bottom and found them, I'm like WHY DO OLD PEOPLE INTRUDE SO MUCH

@Kaiser Dion Napoleon is she alright with discovering your secret

my grandma would just think theyre pillows

the worst was when my mom found my flesh light..

haha

that was horrible day

if my parents ever discover my fleshlight they will have had to go into my room when im not around and dig around in my closet

you boys arnt good at hiding stuff are you

and even then ill be like. what the fuck are you doing in my closet?

My grandma didn't understand what she was looking at. She called them weird womens

well i just used it and just chucked it near the bed under some stuff

but she was collecting clothes for laundry

idgaf if they ask me about it then ill go into their room pull out all their dildos or whatever and be like stfu

yeah thats a bad day

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My parents look through the ISP history so I'm fucked anyway

its called getting a vpn

i got shamed as fuck..but then took mom to my sister room and show her sister stash of toys...she had like 10 dildos and vibrator shit

@batshadow so much oof

then mom stfu

I need a good free VPN then

well sure. your the man tho. if you arent worshipping pussy ur a bad person

@batshadow i recommend nord

private internet access is also good i think