Hell i wash my hand like 5 times if my finger breaks the toilet paper. lol

thats disturbing

But remember, women are the Fairer sex. hahahahahahaha

Yeah, sex always leave a stain

on your HEARRRTTTT!!!!!!!

hahahaha

i cant stop watching these fucking GIFS with sound videos.

once i start i lose 3 hrs

RIGHT!!!!!

Fucking like smoking crack

DUDE this one is fucking Epic right from the begining.

nope

What's this about sodomy?

no doxing yourself

You could post it in shitpost I guess...?

Meow

O_o

Dont forget to wash your hand.

hands

#washmetoo

and dont forget to wipe ur ass

that is also crucial

What everyone up to today

What’s*

Keep your pants down as well then

She bit you?

Haha I’m cheating on you! Oh good, break up cause it’s normal self respect, “ how dare you!”

Fucking hell man

What did she expect exactly? Sheesh

These cunts man

I’d say something but it’d get me potatoed or banned

I’ve never had that kind of shit happen, although I’ve seen it a lot

You get bit by a thotpire?

Thotsferatu

3 hole goles

Why bother

It's just a wet hole

One of them can take your penis off

you're my wet hole ❤

Actually 2 of them can if it's got some herpigynosciphilaids up in there

HHH convince me to get one