I washed out of basic cause i didn't take it seriously and kind of wasn't cut out for it. I would have been a specialized electronics equipment repair tech.

@Happy Humble Hermit jus ordered some Muashi... decided to review it b4 i redo my book😉

The two most true things I heard about basic are "the most fun I never want to have again" and "the days feel like weeks and the weeks feel like days"

@ToastMcGhost n omg my butthole hurts....lol

@ziyauren 😂 😂 😂

they bend u over every day jus to spit n ur ass....hehehehe

The green weenie

yo booty hole hurt nigga?

dis sum gay shit?

it builds character n humility😉

o dis definitely sum gay shit

metaphorical gay shit but still gay shit,,,,

bruh i harpoon myself into the booty

i do a wwe move

the one where you jump from the ring corner

they r jus makin sure ur not too hurt when they give u the purple shaft w/barbed wire clusters...heheheh

one of these days im finna kill someone

You should probably not do that.

u will remember that day the rest of ur life... n not fondly

Speaking of murder, did you see the latest RPM video?

Some 70 yr old in britbong had his wife of 50 yrs leave him for a high school flame and say she never liked fucking him and two of his daughters aren't even his.

He responded how anyone would.

Kicked her out.

And she wanted to come back to pick up some stuff from the family home.

He, he didn't handle seeing her again well.

shoulda put her head on a pike....

He did his best.

He was 72 or something.

So, he settled for stabbing her twice and smashing her skull in with a lump of wood.

She pepsi.

thats what chain saws r for....

He's still a britbong.

What's a britbong?

Meow

british person

@shadowlessnexus I got a figure of your trap ass for my desk

Right on time

Oh

K

time to bathe n ur enemies blood n drink from their skulls....