so does my gf

Your gf knows!?

Oh shit

I'm a confirmed bachelor.

she actually used the spinning robot pussy on me the first time and failed miserably and i thought it sucked and then i tried it by myself and its the best thing ever

Your parents sound pretty open minded

@Dango_chan Gay?

lol

confirmed bachelor was a code for gay

nigga if you gay, how tf we finna have a bromance

^ I have to ask, I'm old enough to remember exactly that being the case.

Bi.

my parents would literally beat me to death if they found only my 2D hentai

go on

i used the sponsorship to convince them of the business opportunity

Damn nice

Idk what I am. I went from monk to gay to a weird combination of the 2

thats clever

money talks

nigga you don't go gay

^

you had to already be gay from the start

Money always talks.

@haku. I disagree

although my parents dont have money problems. they would never accept it

@The-Free-Monk Do you still live with them?

disagree all you want, the science says otherwise

Need more waifu games.

If my parents knew about the 2d waifu love, they'd just shake their heads, block it out, and lose another 5 years of lifetime

It took a good amount of conditioning and prior to that I surely wasn't even close to gay @haku.

you're probably pansexual then

Yes i live with family and probably will for a long time

Traps are hot to me.

Once you go gay you have to pray it away

yeah you defo sounding pansexual

Or get shocked

someone get mike pence on this nigga

I would fuck shadow's pfp character.

i would fuck shadow

Unique life experiences brought me to the conclusion

Oy Vey