I live a lonely road

Your friend right now: <:sadandrew:513597161179447296>

Dude, you’re a fucking badass man

Just based on first impressions lmao

😂 its funny how there is life insurance and car insurance but not Thot insurance

LOL

Bruh, if people pressure you to get a relationship explain to them that you want to build a career first so you can support her to get them off your back

You got me fucked up

<:why:480186116222353410>

If people pressure me to get into a relationship I laugh at them. Laughed at my parents

*OOF*

So. When's the movie gonna begin?

<:2b:511682710406955009>

Now wait just a diddly darn second here..... I thought Sparky was headed to sleep.

Nexus when replying to her family and her in their dinner table: <:damn:480188339622903829> *"I got a waifu."*

What? That statement makes no sense in multiple ways.

/sigh

Well I mean it's Sparky

Eh, whatever

How old are most of you guys here anyway?

19 and plenty of experience under my belt

No pun intended

You mean like sex?

Gay experience?

<:youwotm8:524083191833952257>

Yum

To an extent, yes. I’ve had like flirtatious relationships with married women half my age

And chicks with boyfriends

Not sure why I was confused

Dude I wanna be you when I grow up

19
>women half my age

Like in their 40s 50s. LOL

9.5 year olds?

🤔

Yes hello lolice?

Lmfao

What. The. Fuck.

I know what you meant.

Anyway yea. 23

23 is the new 43

Like I'd care