But don't tell them to their face. It's a trap.

In a note I agree

Yh, they'll try to get me to stay

But they'll search your contacts.

Your best friend will be their first target.

They know about 3 friends but not their actual names

When they are hunting for you, they will get clever.

My mother will

My mother is on Facebook 24/7

Even so just tell her you will no longer pay her

She'll stop wanting you back

Yh

She will use shame on you hard.

Then she will sabotage your family and friends.

DM them in advance so you prime the field in your favor.

By "in advance," I mean right after you're gone but before your mom hits facebook in investigation mode.

Right now if I'm at home alone I'm expected to complete all the jobs and get dinner ready before she comes back, if I forget to do a single job she'll shame me for the rest of the night

And be vague.

Did u put the ball in tha hoop

That's fine. Write a list for the jobs, get them done.

But my friends know about my mom, that's why my mate offered me to stay with him

The day you decide to vanish, you leave that list on the table, and use that time to vanish.

The only thing you should be leaving behind is the clean spot on the carpet where your shit was.

Literally if I had a small transit van and half an hour to get there I could get set up already at the new house

Be extra clean. Pre-select your bug out kit.

You can rent a van it's not a massive problem

Assuming you can drive

He can't, remember?

Not at the minute

But my mates can

There you go

He's too young. No one will rent to someone that young. He'll need help.

That's why you gotta get a bro to line up this thing. It needs to be executed with expert precision.

Like, I would say half an hour is dangerously long a time.

I COULD ask my mates dad

You could just Craigslist a man with a van

That's risky business. Go for the pops.

That's Dodgy

You got this, mgtow bruv.

Make the plan, leave no evidence.

Be the perfect son.