Aye, and Týr!

Nay for Loki though, he probably orchestrated this whole thing to begin with

*spits* Spawn of Laufey!

Freya can join though, if she behaves.

: P

Oh man you know your shit

I guess username checks out

The viking spirit is alive

It is brother! Hail to the Hammer!

Do you play any instruments?

Not for a very long time

when I get my shit sorted I will probably pick 'em all up again

For what is a voiceless Bard without an instrument? A pitifully lamentable thing, I say.

Dost thou insist to fill the world with glorious qualities!

I do, brother mine, I do.
I vehemently insist on it, the dissuasion from others only eggs me onward!

I shall name a daughter after you.

Bwahahaha!
But seriously though, plz dont. xD

Get myself a nice Nordic unicorn and make 10 babies

A worthy wife, a loyal shieldmaiden, that could draw me back to the plantation. But I'm not sure they exist anymore.

Or even if they ever did.

I finished Vikings S4 can't bring myself to watch S5

I think I watched S1-3, guess it just goes way downhill after that. xD

What was that Norwegian parody of it called?

Norsemen!

Watch it for a good laugh

TO VALHALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

^__^

God, I love that video of the Norwegian regiment in Afghanistan, the one where the captain says:

"You are the hunters, you are the predators, and the Taliban is the prey. TO VALHALLA!"

and then the soldiers chime in like:

"Oooh rah!"

"TO VALHALLA!"

"OOOHRAH!"

"TO VALHALLA!"

"OOOHWRAH!"

stirs a pang of pride in my heart

Honest question: How would women act if more of them were familiar with the idea of hypergamy?

They'd be better at it.

👌

As it is now, they don't even understand their own nature.

They are simply compelled by impulses.

Which is fucking sad

i understand you may feel like you need to ask the question, but in reality you need to seriously consider how you come off as strange and incoherent. its all good, man. you tried your best😃

It was just a question that I wanted some opinions on, but... okay.

lol i'm being a fucking jackass, just busting your balls man

Oh lol

i get the same condescending answer 90% of the time myself

well, you wont from me

if your question is honest, my reply will be too