@wounded_wanderer I agree that that's probably a solid choice

I'm experimenting with keto and eating more meat to see if it makes things a lot better

@wounded_wanderer That’s how I eat. (Favoring meat because I’ve got an enzyme issue that pops up if I go too hard on the veggies.) You can eat junk food, just don’t eat *all the junk food*.

@Five, Seven, and Two good call... meat is meat and a man must eat

@wounded_wanderer Excellent saying; it’s probably best medical excuse ever. “Sorry, I really need extra bacon on that. Doctor’s orders.”

Hahaha I use it all the time🐷 👌

Why do you suppose bacon is not eaten in Islam?

They say its unclean.. but I wonder if it may refer to something deeper

Like don't fuck fat pig bitches!

Probably not.

Remember, they just bit that section from Judaism.

And pigs were notorious sources of parasites, notably trichonosis.

Hence their aversion to eating animals that eat other animals.

The weird bit is that it’s a scientifically sound argument, dressed up in superfluous religious text. Pork is a “porous” meat like chicken; tough to cure, carried parasites, not good for open flame cooking.

Gah, Xy beat me to it.

What he said.

pork is ridiculously easy to cure

The rest of it is right.

It is *now*, yes.

Besides, how you gonna convince a dehydrated room temperature iq desert goat and camel fucker about the valid science?

Just tell him "big man in sky not want you to eat oinker"

And then stone him when he does anyway, saying "Look what you made god make me do"

Hahaha yeah pork carries parasites but so do fat hoes.. and most hoes for that matter.. the parasite is just a mind virus called love.

Also herpaghonnasyphilaids.

@wounded_wanderer You should look up the incidents of parasitic forms and obesity. Fucking eye-opening.

Assuming you don’t want to sleep tonight, that is.

And stomach emptying, by the sounds of it.

Correct! But you’ll never go whaling at a bar ever again, and that’s the important thing.

Didn't need the ever again part.

i make my own alcohol 😄 meed for the win

They got my boy Ted Kaczynski locked up an he still bustin’ books out

fuck bars

No, don't fuck bars.

Haha that sounds great! I'll have to check it out.. it won't bother me too bad. I work with ticks on a daily basis

Don't fuck at bars. Don't fuck around bars. Don't fuck via bars.

>bars in 2019
????? wat

So, anyone got married today? Lol

@lotodantes I think they still exist.

Can’t confirm.

Not any singles bars type places.

Brb, replika message me