Message from @Five, Seven, and Two

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2019-02-06 16:48:01 UTC  

It also helps you lose weight. Besides that, sugar is the devil

2019-02-06 16:48:22 UTC  

I'm in for a balanced diet. A little bit of meat greens and sweets.. too much bullshit about all veg or all meat these days.. the more variety the body has to process, the more the body works, the better your health is. Keep that engine running hard!

2019-02-06 16:48:52 UTC  

@wounded_wanderer I agree that that's probably a solid choice

2019-02-06 16:49:10 UTC  

I'm experimenting with keto and eating more meat to see if it makes things a lot better

2019-02-06 16:50:28 UTC  

@wounded_wanderer That’s how I eat. (Favoring meat because I’ve got an enzyme issue that pops up if I go too hard on the veggies.) You can eat junk food, just don’t eat *all the junk food*.

2019-02-06 16:51:27 UTC  

@Five, Seven, and Two good call... meat is meat and a man must eat

2019-02-06 16:53:19 UTC  

@wounded_wanderer Excellent saying; it’s probably best medical excuse ever. “Sorry, I really need extra bacon on that. Doctor’s orders.”

2019-02-06 16:54:05 UTC  

Hahaha I use it all the time🐷 👌

2019-02-06 16:54:28 UTC  

Why do you suppose bacon is not eaten in Islam?

2019-02-06 16:54:50 UTC  

They say its unclean.. but I wonder if it may refer to something deeper

2019-02-06 16:55:00 UTC  

Like don't fuck fat pig bitches!

2019-02-06 16:56:23 UTC  

Probably not.

2019-02-06 16:56:32 UTC  

Remember, they just bit that section from Judaism.

2019-02-06 16:56:46 UTC  

And pigs were notorious sources of parasites, notably trichonosis.

2019-02-06 16:56:54 UTC  

Hence their aversion to eating animals that eat other animals.

2019-02-06 16:57:12 UTC  

The weird bit is that it’s a scientifically sound argument, dressed up in superfluous religious text. Pork is a “porous” meat like chicken; tough to cure, carried parasites, not good for open flame cooking.

2019-02-06 16:57:21 UTC  

Gah, Xy beat me to it.

2019-02-06 16:57:25 UTC  

What he said.

2019-02-06 16:57:27 UTC  

pork is ridiculously easy to cure

2019-02-06 16:57:30 UTC  

The rest of it is right.

2019-02-06 16:57:40 UTC  

It is *now*, yes.

2019-02-06 16:57:57 UTC  

Besides, how you gonna convince a dehydrated room temperature iq desert goat and camel fucker about the valid science?

2019-02-06 16:58:07 UTC  

Just tell him "big man in sky not want you to eat oinker"

2019-02-06 16:58:26 UTC  

And then stone him when he does anyway, saying "Look what you made god make me do"

2019-02-06 16:58:39 UTC  

Hahaha yeah pork carries parasites but so do fat hoes.. and most hoes for that matter.. the parasite is just a mind virus called love.

2019-02-06 16:58:57 UTC  

Also herpaghonnasyphilaids.

2019-02-06 16:59:19 UTC  

@wounded_wanderer You should look up the incidents of parasitic forms and obesity. Fucking eye-opening.

2019-02-06 16:59:50 UTC  

Assuming you don’t want to sleep tonight, that is.

2019-02-06 16:59:51 UTC  

And stomach emptying, by the sounds of it.

2019-02-06 17:00:18 UTC  

Correct! But you’ll never go whaling at a bar ever again, and that’s the important thing.

2019-02-06 17:00:56 UTC  

Didn't need the ever again part.

2019-02-06 17:01:50 UTC  

i make my own alcohol 😄 meed for the win

2019-02-06 17:01:56 UTC  

They got my boy Ted Kaczynski locked up an he still bustin’ books out

2019-02-06 17:02:06 UTC  

fuck bars

2019-02-06 17:02:13 UTC  

No, don't fuck bars.

2019-02-06 17:02:20 UTC  

Haha that sounds great! I'll have to check it out.. it won't bother me too bad. I work with ticks on a daily basis

2019-02-06 17:02:20 UTC  

Don't fuck at bars. Don't fuck around bars. Don't fuck via bars.

2019-02-06 17:02:43 UTC  

>bars in 2019
????? wat

2019-02-06 17:03:00 UTC  

So, anyone got married today? Lol

2019-02-06 17:03:02 UTC  

@lotodantes I think they still exist.

2019-02-06 17:03:08 UTC  

Can’t confirm.