Message from Mayor of Fashtown in Vibrant Diversity #general

2017-06-15 00:25:24 UTC  


2017-06-15 00:25:56 UTC  

I want a tank... I just want it to sit in front of my house and I want to scare my neighbours, and I want to intimidate anyone new that moves into the neighbourhood

2017-06-15 00:27:01 UTC  

i'm pretty certain the white man's penchant for war and violence would allow us to coordinately demolish all african governments in a short period and genocide the populace if someone would just get a move on

2017-06-15 00:27:53 UTC  

that continent has too many resources and wildlife too ignore

2017-06-15 00:28:01 UTC  


2017-06-15 00:28:35 UTC  

I do like diamonds. I want them to be cheaper

2017-06-15 00:29:15 UTC  

well then

2017-06-15 00:29:17 UTC  

there you go

2017-06-15 00:30:33 UTC  

Also they have good land to farm, they're just too dumb to utilise it properly

2017-06-15 00:30:41 UTC  


2017-06-15 00:30:45 UTC  


2017-06-15 00:30:53 UTC  

we can round up the stragglers to put on a hunting reservation

2017-06-15 00:31:13 UTC  

people can come from round the world to hunt the mysterious negroid

2017-06-15 00:31:14 UTC  

Can we have a zoo with them inside?

2017-06-15 00:31:27 UTC  

Any of ya'll selling or know of anyone selling a typewriter

2017-06-15 00:31:31 UTC  

Weird question, I know.

2017-06-15 00:31:36 UTC  

yes to teach the churrens their evils and see them in person

2017-06-15 00:32:00 UTC  

see Jimmy how they just defecate where they happen to be. disgusting

2017-06-15 00:32:12 UTC  

@Barcode - I own one, but not selling. Sorry.
@Mayor of Fashtown - 100% agree

2017-06-15 00:32:41 UTC  

@MsNatSocialist What sort? Curious.

2017-06-15 00:32:56 UTC  

observe how they constantly battle each other for nothing and have an insatiable lust for rape

2017-06-15 00:33:01 UTC  

Active shooter at Travis AFB

2017-06-15 00:33:01 UTC  

Probably looking at an Olivetti.

2017-06-15 00:33:14 UTC  

@YUGE Where's that at?

2017-06-15 00:33:26 UTC  

Active shooter at Travis AFB

2017-06-15 00:33:36 UTC  

we know goy

2017-06-15 00:33:37 UTC  

60 miles east of me

2017-06-15 00:33:47 UTC  

weird lot of habbenings today amirite?

2017-06-15 00:33:48 UTC  

Wait, fuck, that's near me I think

2017-06-15 00:33:53 UTC  

east of SF, southwest of Sacramento

2017-06-15 00:33:57 UTC  

@Barcode - no clue, was my grandmas - she passed it down to me. It's sitting in storage until I have a nice house to put it on a nice solid oak desk in an office or something.

2017-06-15 00:34:23 UTC  

Holy shit that's less than a couple of hours my way

2017-06-15 00:34:39 UTC  

'real world security incident'

2017-06-15 00:34:43 UTC  

what did they mean by this

2017-06-15 00:34:47 UTC  

I drove through there Monday night

2017-06-15 00:36:12 UTC  

@here anybody wanna come up in voice

2017-06-15 00:36:26 UTC  

COming in soon

2017-06-15 00:36:32 UTC  

I guess Travis AFB was a false alarm

2017-06-15 00:36:46 UTC  

UPDATE: Emergency personnel responded to reports of gun shots @the Base Exchange. It was determined to be a false alarm. Lockdown is lifted.