*living

Kek

@shadowlessnexus On his day off.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-46597364

if you get caught for "raping" do you have to watch Shawshank Redemption?

You have to watch Pulp Fiction

A doll doesn't complain when you dont spend 2-3 paychecks on the ring.

True, but she occasionally wants a drive.

That meme where big red is saying can a sex doll have your baby, can it clean your house and so forth then some robot replies “can you?

What's Jet-black, round like iron, and ice cold? My ex-girlfriend's heart.

MGTOW in 40 years.

Wait a sec.....**IS THAT GABE NEWMAN!**

Its a match.

@Knight of Sunlight shawshank is only for gay rapists

Yes, I realize I didn't think that comment through. Thank you my redneck brother for straitening me out. @Yowilkat

Nigerian made Sex dolls?

They need 100 dollars to ensure they make it through customs

I've heard of Nigerian princes but not Nigerian sex dolls. Will they make me a millionaire?