Tf did i just read
Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to say no to a girl.
So he leapt 1000032 metres into the air, floating into space. There, he farted with astronomic force, propelling himself to the sun, giving it a roundhouse kick. The sun exploded, reforming into a palm that signified stop to her.
But the girl did not understand. So he farted 100000 times per second, creating a space whirlpool that gathered 20582085 planets. Using his kimono desu chan baka kawaii no jitsu, he merged all the planets, making them into a giant sign with the word 'STOP' printed on them.
Finally understanding, the girl raised her hand, creating a giant blackhole. 1059503 planets surged in, followed by 1944059300 galaxies, followed by literally every universe in the whatever. The entirety of all condensed into a ball the size of a tomato, exploding violently seconds after.
What followed was the second big bang, making a new universe that only consisted of a really big 'NO!'
