Message from @northern_confederate
Discord ID: 326034089876652038
im gonna go cuddle with my body pillow while i listen to her speak for an hour
brb
wash up after
Wow she's so cute and so retarded
I'm in love
I wonder what my phone keeps sending to Google while I'm not using it 🤔
It's telling google that you're a bad, bad goy
it's cool, google knows anyone with sprint isn't worth spying on
Lol
They're pretty good when you've been with them for a decade
I had them for awhile until I took a job in a rural area with zero service
Whenever they try pulling one of their Jewish tricks just call to cancel and you get tons of free shit
i don't sign jewish contracts
Smfh he doesn't have the latest and greatest nigg tech contract
"upgrade" every year, goy!!
You lose micro SD and rf transmission, but the screen is bigger!!!
why would you need storage space goy, just put all your stuff on this nice fluffy (((cloud)))
I miss being able to turn off TV's at restaurants and coffee shops
rf signals activate my tay sachs sorry
Damn when I move in with that haircutting lady I'll need to switch providers
she asked if you could send some dick pics first, she's very thicc needs to know you can get the job done
Shit
It's highly unlikely
wew
if you want i can send her mine instead to stall for time
but eventually you'll have to figure something out
*squint*
Hmmm
Let me know when you and nanners get the guest bedroom set up
I'll show her the motion of my ocran
Ocean
don't call me i'll call you
Yeah that's what let me know means
Smfh
:^)
Tfw I will never be as alpha as Kyle Hunt
or mike
Hehe
How do I become a thought leader I want groupies
A thot leader, one might say
it's like porn you start with the guy on guy stuff and eventually you get girls