Message from @Archer

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2017-06-20 17:46:35 UTC  

toffee is the official norway flavour

2017-06-20 17:47:30 UTC  

mmm toffee

2017-06-20 17:47:32 UTC  

chocolate is the official usa flavour :^) (nah just kidding)

2017-06-20 17:47:40 UTC  

Right, so we got a call to an ice cream shop. Apparently a man ordered two scoops of vanilla and a cup of coffee which he ordedred as covfefe, and the libshit behind the counter lost his shit.

2017-06-20 17:47:50 UTC  

lolol

2017-06-20 17:47:53 UTC  

that's amazing

2017-06-20 17:48:08 UTC  

it's the two scoops and the covfefe part

2017-06-20 17:48:10 UTC  

These people have lost thier collective shit.

2017-06-20 17:48:14 UTC  

since trump gets two

2017-06-20 17:48:18 UTC  

Wait is covfefe a leftist or rightist thing now? I've lost track. It's such a boring meme I just don't even...

2017-06-20 17:48:37 UTC  

we use it for coffee now lol

2017-06-20 17:48:53 UTC  

Me either man, but we got called out because a neo nazi was stirring up shit at the local ice cream place.

2017-06-20 17:48:59 UTC  

lolol

2017-06-20 17:49:14 UTC  

i can't believe the cops were called over an order

2017-06-20 17:49:36 UTC  

i hope the employee gets fired

2017-06-20 17:49:41 UTC  

unless it was the manager

2017-06-20 17:50:16 UTC  

Well, as for what happens to the employee I dont care but dude had the smuggest fucking look on his face when we pulled up.

2017-06-20 17:50:47 UTC  

He knew what he was doing, which makes it all the better.

2017-06-20 17:51:01 UTC  

lol i love it

2017-06-20 17:51:06 UTC  

such a simple trigger

2017-06-20 17:52:06 UTC  

Im happy as shit I took a duty extension just to experience that. My month has been made.

2017-06-20 17:54:15 UTC  

I'm at a point where the left has become so surreal in america I can't even figure out their reasoning or anything, they've become 100% hysterical.

2017-06-20 17:56:06 UTC  

I know, its fantastic. I love it, I love that they've lost thier shit over two scoops and a cup of covfefe. In real life, where eveyone can see them.

2017-06-20 17:58:01 UTC  

Shit like that winds up being what makes the left a non-option for sane people. I just wish I could send you goys the bodycam footage so you all could have experienced it with me.

2017-06-20 17:58:37 UTC  

what did you end up telling the employee

2017-06-20 18:00:49 UTC  

I told him to chill and talked stuff over with him outside while my partner talked to the customer inside. He was semi hysterical talking about nazis and racists and I told him that some people just have preferences, and there is nothing racist about choosing vanilla over chocolate. Also told him that the campus has 24/7 therapy services for students and that he might want to go see them.

2017-06-20 18:01:05 UTC  

lolol

2017-06-20 18:01:47 UTC  

He'd obviously worn himself out so I suggested to the manager that he might benifit from some time off since it was apparent that he had fried his nerves over something.

2017-06-20 18:01:53 UTC  

vanilla

2017-06-20 18:01:54 UTC  

obvs

2017-06-20 18:01:57 UTC  

Oh a campus, well that makes more sense

2017-06-20 18:02:11 UTC  

I'd fully expect a student to chimp out like that over nothing

2017-06-20 18:02:36 UTC  

Well its not on campus persay but its a very liberal college.

2017-06-20 18:03:08 UTC  

He lives in the surrounding area so ot figures he got sucked up into the diverse and marxist bullshit

2017-06-20 18:04:02 UTC  

I feel sorry for him in a way, poor guy has his head all full of shit that dont matter and its takeing a toll on his mental health.

2017-06-20 18:06:21 UTC  

Meh, I don't feel too sorry for people that gain a cursory understanding of something that's full of BS and then decide to neurotically apply it to everything they can and ruin people's days and/or livelihoods before trying to understand it better or considering how to act for the greater good while trying to get the social benefits of being 'pious'.

2017-06-20 18:06:44 UTC  

I used to be a 'liberal' but I never engaged in that BS

2017-06-20 18:07:53 UTC  

Although to be fair I was hopeless at it, I was always on the receiving end of it

2017-06-20 18:09:54 UTC  

Well as I see it, hes more a victim of the marxist poision within our nation's academic system. Hes had it drummed into his head that evil nazis are coming to kill him and that he shouldn't think beyond what he's taught. He's been misled his entire life, and while yes he did voluntarily put himself in these institutions, he did it because he was trained not to evaluate other options or opinions.

2017-06-20 18:10:26 UTC  

I'm not convinced he's *that* brainwashed, but if I thought that then yeah I'd feel sorry for him

2017-06-20 18:11:29 UTC  

I see it all the time, unfortunately. The vollege here is really brainwashy unfortunately. Your required to take a lot of social marxist shit to even start on a degree.