Message from @Archer

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2017-06-20 17:45:19 UTC  

Question: What is the offical ice cream flavor of white nationalism? Also why wasn't I told we had an official flavor?

2017-06-20 17:45:36 UTC  

vanilla

2017-06-20 17:45:51 UTC  

And strawberry is the official boer flavour

2017-06-20 17:46:35 UTC  

toffee is the official norway flavour

2017-06-20 17:47:30 UTC  

mmm toffee

2017-06-20 17:47:32 UTC  

chocolate is the official usa flavour :^) (nah just kidding)

2017-06-20 17:47:40 UTC  

Right, so we got a call to an ice cream shop. Apparently a man ordered two scoops of vanilla and a cup of coffee which he ordedred as covfefe, and the libshit behind the counter lost his shit.

2017-06-20 17:47:50 UTC  

lolol

2017-06-20 17:47:53 UTC  

that's amazing

2017-06-20 17:48:08 UTC  

it's the two scoops and the covfefe part

2017-06-20 17:48:10 UTC  

These people have lost thier collective shit.

2017-06-20 17:48:14 UTC  

since trump gets two

2017-06-20 17:48:18 UTC  

Wait is covfefe a leftist or rightist thing now? I've lost track. It's such a boring meme I just don't even...

2017-06-20 17:48:37 UTC  

we use it for coffee now lol

2017-06-20 17:48:53 UTC  

Me either man, but we got called out because a neo nazi was stirring up shit at the local ice cream place.

2017-06-20 17:48:59 UTC  

lolol

2017-06-20 17:49:14 UTC  

i can't believe the cops were called over an order

2017-06-20 17:49:36 UTC  

i hope the employee gets fired

2017-06-20 17:49:41 UTC  

unless it was the manager

2017-06-20 17:50:16 UTC  

Well, as for what happens to the employee I dont care but dude had the smuggest fucking look on his face when we pulled up.

2017-06-20 17:50:47 UTC  

He knew what he was doing, which makes it all the better.

2017-06-20 17:51:01 UTC  

lol i love it

2017-06-20 17:51:06 UTC  

such a simple trigger

2017-06-20 17:52:06 UTC  

Im happy as shit I took a duty extension just to experience that. My month has been made.

2017-06-20 17:54:15 UTC  

I'm at a point where the left has become so surreal in america I can't even figure out their reasoning or anything, they've become 100% hysterical.

2017-06-20 17:56:06 UTC  

I know, its fantastic. I love it, I love that they've lost thier shit over two scoops and a cup of covfefe. In real life, where eveyone can see them.

2017-06-20 17:58:01 UTC  

Shit like that winds up being what makes the left a non-option for sane people. I just wish I could send you goys the bodycam footage so you all could have experienced it with me.

2017-06-20 17:58:37 UTC  

what did you end up telling the employee

2017-06-20 18:00:49 UTC  

I told him to chill and talked stuff over with him outside while my partner talked to the customer inside. He was semi hysterical talking about nazis and racists and I told him that some people just have preferences, and there is nothing racist about choosing vanilla over chocolate. Also told him that the campus has 24/7 therapy services for students and that he might want to go see them.

2017-06-20 18:01:05 UTC  

lolol

2017-06-20 18:01:47 UTC  

He'd obviously worn himself out so I suggested to the manager that he might benifit from some time off since it was apparent that he had fried his nerves over something.

2017-06-20 18:01:53 UTC  

vanilla

2017-06-20 18:01:54 UTC  

obvs

2017-06-20 18:01:57 UTC  

Oh a campus, well that makes more sense

2017-06-20 18:02:11 UTC  

I'd fully expect a student to chimp out like that over nothing

2017-06-20 18:02:36 UTC  

Well its not on campus persay but its a very liberal college.

2017-06-20 18:03:08 UTC  

He lives in the surrounding area so ot figures he got sucked up into the diverse and marxist bullshit

2017-06-20 18:04:02 UTC  

I feel sorry for him in a way, poor guy has his head all full of shit that dont matter and its takeing a toll on his mental health.

2017-06-20 18:06:21 UTC  

Meh, I don't feel too sorry for people that gain a cursory understanding of something that's full of BS and then decide to neurotically apply it to everything they can and ruin people's days and/or livelihoods before trying to understand it better or considering how to act for the greater good while trying to get the social benefits of being 'pious'.

2017-06-20 18:06:44 UTC  

I used to be a 'liberal' but I never engaged in that BS

2017-06-20 18:07:53 UTC  

Although to be fair I was hopeless at it, I was always on the receiving end of it