lolol

and they arrived TODAY

via amazon PRIME

i'm proud of you

this will NEVER be us

https://twitter.com/BasedStickMan_/status/877621976977645570

CuckedStickman is huwhite savior

https://twitter.com/StolenValorVet/status/877625406937063424

THIS ISNT DIRECTED AT ANYONE WHO FRIENDZONED ME

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j-just kiddng

you'll know she's fat if she ever starts drinking diet soda -Trump

arent there pics of him with diet coke

either way diet tastes better

no it sucks

when they give me it by accident i die

regular has too much sugar

u dip

no u

>diet tastes better
do you also subsist on tofu

ive never had tofu

your new name is Soyperman

43°F here

Good morning everyone

mornin

tofu gives you boobs

so I make my women eat lots of tofu

Tofu is just soy beans. Get them to have soy milk instead.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4625692/Cob-stabbed-Bishop-Airport-Michigan.html

sry if late

just got home

That poor Corn Cob

time to lock out canacucks

time to build a northern wall

cuckdeau is letting these fucks in

and then having them travel down

@SLUG2_

Slugs are hermaphrodites, having both female and male reproductive organs. Once a slug has located a mate, they encircle each other and sperm is exchanged through their protruded genitalia. A few days later the slugs lay around 30 eggs in a hole in the ground, or beneath the cover of an object such as a fallen log.

http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/15362568.Bomb_squad_rush_to_Blantyre_property_and_helicopter_circles_East_Kilbride_sports_centre_in_two__ongoing_incidents_/

Potential habbening?