lemon juice after or before a meal

What's the lemon juice for, Diet or dreams?

diet

extra acidity helps for optimal digestion of the food + its strong antioxidant and reenforces connective tissue making you tighter ;D

tighter? like my abs, muscle, or anus?

skin

and all other places

That's a decent pick up line, "Hey girl, you even see a guy with tight balls?"

I call it the high and tight

as time passes this will be one of our best assets xD

Yes, "'Ass'ets"

;D

Trolling Instagram thots.

i drink lemons to shorten my healing times (makes scars faster)

What type or brand are you drinking?

L E M O N

...Okay dude let me "rephrase" it. Lemon (fruit raw), Lemon Juice (common yellow bottle), or some type of specialty health drink like "coconut water"?

You drinking Don' Lemon.

you spoiled as fuk D:

i never knew there was something else but the fruit

and you dare get confused on the matter 😄

americans man :/

to be fair its really fascinating the difference between you and us here

entirely different worlds

American?

Did you just assume my country?

D:

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

xD

oh noes is it like assuming the gender? 😄

Just joking man, bored and trying to have some fun.

once i was not too nice on the matter

😄

so i was mining stones today

in the middle of a landslide

and some fancy people stopped their car next to mine sitting there like " stay away beggar" while their baby was crying like crazy

i go to them after 15 minutes of them geting hysterical

You should have told them to shove it, cause this is what a "Man" looks like.

and as i walk i put doctor gloves i took from my waist bag

eventually i got a hold on the baby and it had a fking battery in its nose

problem with batteries is that 1st they get dissolved by the body liquids and after that they start dissolving