;D

Trolling Instagram thots.

i drink lemons to shorten my healing times (makes scars faster)

What type or brand are you drinking?

L E M O N

...Okay dude let me "rephrase" it. Lemon (fruit raw), Lemon Juice (common yellow bottle), or some type of specialty health drink like "coconut water"?

You drinking Don' Lemon.

you spoiled as fuk D:

i never knew there was something else but the fruit

and you dare get confused on the matter 😄

americans man :/

to be fair its really fascinating the difference between you and us here

entirely different worlds

American?

Did you just assume my country?

D:

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

xD

oh noes is it like assuming the gender? 😄

Just joking man, bored and trying to have some fun.

once i was not too nice on the matter

😄

so i was mining stones today

in the middle of a landslide

and some fancy people stopped their car next to mine sitting there like " stay away beggar" while their baby was crying like crazy

i go to them after 15 minutes of them geting hysterical

You should have told them to shove it, cause this is what a "Man" looks like.

and as i walk i put doctor gloves i took from my waist bag

eventually i got a hold on the baby and it had a fking battery in its nose

problem with batteries is that 1st they get dissolved by the body liquids and after that they start dissolving

i appreciate a good shove but you really cant hold grudges like that 😄

good trick to not get noticed by women is to be nice to all

if you are just as nice to them as to anyone else (who in their eyes is lower then them) is insulting to them 😄

you know bob ross?

he used to be a bitch ass army boot camp (insert title here)

years later he is drawing happy trees

you guys talked about adoption and why its better to have your own kid

very briefly

why not just adopt for the sake of having a student instead of going trough the hassle of finding a woman to make a kid

Thinking Ape (Stardusk) got demonetized.

Yeah, we know.